𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 !

' don't touch the ears, they're sensitive... '
muse is an adult, no minors.

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

/ temp pinned while i commission art lmao

full crobie ref. Old pinned below.

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

@ROSERElGN "You'll have to lift me so I can reach.

But sure!"

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

@GXNBUNNY Sitting on the counter, mouth full of saltine crackers.

"Window."

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

@GrapiestServant "MA FUCKIN' PANCAKES."

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

Wha -

He's in his 30s! Which, granted, isn't that long for a halfling, but he's of age!

[Tachi Tsuchimi @BlindingSmile_]

. . .little things like him are alloyed to drink ? Can she see some ID ? She wants to verify the little lynx’s age before she hands over anything alcoholic

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

@DoggyDumbass Oh noooooooooooo. I'm so vulnerable.

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

Scampering over.

His original proclaimation - forgot.

[𝙈𝙖𝙭𝙞𝙚 @IrisYinFlower]

Snack time?
Popping open a can of tuna-

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

CROBIE TIME!!! UNCORK THE WINE, UNCARTON THE CIGGIES

[Tachi Tsuchimi @BlindingSmile_]

Oh, dear.

She’s afraid to ask.

What time is it ?

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

@equinespeed_ Means you gotta give me money for cheese and cigarettes.

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

Hey, hey.

Guess what time it is.

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

CROBIE TIME!!

[SCUMFUCK FLOWERBOY @W0RKERSP4RTY]

blink blink ,,

what time is it ??

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

@equinespeed_ Crobie time.

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

@FloofyEar @IrisYinFlower "I'm gonna bite you."

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

@IrisYinFlower He looks so good, so scoundrel

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

@DoggyDumbass I HATE IT. PUT IT AWAY.

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

@RXDSINS No.

Horny.

[𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐜 ! @LockpickLynx]

(Snatching the bill up and stuffing it into his pocket. Toothy grin.)

Thanks! If you have enemies, I will pick all of their locks and steal their cutlery.

[man they fucked up my dog @DoggyDumbass]

...little fucker.

*snickering, shuffling through his pockets and holding out a 20.*

you're lucky you're cute.