Laurie Haynes

Slightly unhinged race engineer's wife, mum to 2 gorgeous kids. Lover of books, MUFC, F1. We are the dreamers of dreams

[Laurie Haynes @Locks22]

@radiolemans @RSL_Studio Amazing job as always Eve xxx

[Laurie Haynes @Locks22]

@autosport Yuki!

[Laurie Haynes @Locks22]

@GMB you keep saying no foreign manager has managed to lead England to victory but what about Sarina Weigman??

[Laurie Haynes @Locks22]

@sarah_bool @Dalwahabi how can someone under threat be failed so badly by the system?

[Laurie Haynes @Locks22]

How is it possible that someone under threat from harassment and stalking gets a court order against the person threatening them but @NorthantsPolice don’t act on the breach of the order because it was granted in Milton Keynes so it isn’t on their system.

[Laurie Haynes @Locks22]

How is it possible that someone under threat from harassment and stalking gets a court order against the person threatening them but @NorthantsPolice don’t act on the breach of the order because it was granted in Milton Keynes so it isn’t on their system.

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

The country when Mollie voted to banish Jaz even though him choosing to banish again if he was a Traitor made zero sense #TheTraitors

[Laurie Haynes @Locks22]

@UnitedStandMUFC He was fantastic. So was Amrabat 💪

[Hayley Barnden @hailsb87]

"You have to go back 10 years to find an England goalkeeper that saves a penalty"
Me - "🤔🤔🤔🤔 maybe for the men"
#MKDENG #Lionesses

[Laurie Haynes @Locks22]

@UnitedStandMUFC Maguire and Evans!!!

[big mouthed blonde @eaturgreensplz]

i’ve watched joan is awful, loch henry, and beyond the sea so far and i’m just gonna need a few

[Northampton Town @ntfc]

Ivan Toney. 👏

The first player to graduate from the @NTFC_Academy to play for the national team! Congratulations on your first @England appearance, Ivan! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

#ProudToBe | #Together | #ShoeArmy 👞

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Sad thing is not one player on the pitch gave this much of a shit

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🕺 The clip you've all been waiting for! #mufc

[Christopher Paolini @paolini]

As usual, Orwell had the measure of our times.

#RoaldDahl

[Times Radio @TimesRadio]

"We can't start rewriting works of literature because it suits our so called moral code."

It is "disgraceful" to rewrite Roald Dahl's books, says actor Brian Cox.

@AdamBoultonTABB | @KateEMcCann

[Salman Rushdie @SalmanRushdie]

Roald Dahl was no angel but this is absurd censorship. Puffin Books and the Dahl estate should be ashamed.

[Laurie Haynes @Locks22]

@Hani_C You ok???

[Barstool Football @StoolSoccer]

Casemiro poses for a selfie with a fan 🤣🤳

https://t.co/g1wxtpNJZr

[Laurie Haynes @Locks22]

@CheekyVic Same at my daughters school

[Laurie Haynes @Locks22]

This is why I love Casemiro #passion #mufc #ManchesterIsRed

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

Casemiro celebrating the goal 😂🤣

📸 @perfect_prout