Brian Lockyer

Write, Direct, Take pictures, Nap... My two best friends are a 2 year old girl and a pug

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

We made a web series... Some people think it's funny... There's cursing, and cocaine and even a ballsack... Watch it, ballsacks are awesome... #PirateMike #Webseries

https://t.co/kOJcDdW28V

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

Movie remake idea:

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer directed and starring Tim and Eric. The rest of the cast can only be the non celebrity actors used in their series.

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

I really want to be a successful photographer, but I'm not first world rich enough to get me to a third world to take pictures of poor people.

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

@evanrachelwood I'd actually back this plan 100%

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

1st AD on a film set: I'm really important, I have a head set!

Everyone else: Settle down Scorsese, they give headsets to the employees at the Gap.

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

@bjork @LafAnticipation What does trapping the family inside the circle achieve artistically?

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

@Fact I guess I'm a dolphin then.

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

@Moviesontheway @sootygrunter79 @freak_howl @Freaks_HHN @HouseHarker @DerekHorror @horrorhousmedia @RareHorror @dansedelamort @DarkCorners3 Mike standing in the corner is one of the best final shots in movie history.

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@billburr @NickDiPaolo This guy proves that "edgy" doesn't equal funny... He's about as funny as AIDS.

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

#MetGala ... Humans are the worst

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

#ZacEfron #Netflix

https://t.co/qnZmgjZTcM

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

At the #MetGala - Mike Piazza and Cleon Jones are nowhere to be seen. What a joke.

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

@SoulrockerFam @michaelfranti Any Ontario, Canada shows? Just curious, as They haven't been listed yet.

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

@MikeVanderbilt There's some great stuff in Jason Goes to Hell, but they should have had each character put on the mask after the body jump. Would have been hokey, but at least it would have given us the right Jason visual.

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@tweetmesohard This is so hardcore, you guys must really give your parents hell!

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

The best people to talk shit about on the internet are the Amish... You can say whatever you want, and they'll never know a thing about it.

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

@CBSNews White privilege.

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

@CaytonHolland Stay out of the cereal aisle man... It's a real shit show in there.

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

@alyankovic I'm fascinated by the Grammy shaped sponge in the box...

[Brian Lockyer @LockyerBrian]

Apparently the makers of the new #SonictheHedgehog movie are gonna redesign the character. They are hiring the same people who digitally reduced Lindsay Lohan's breasts for the last HERBIE movie.

Sonic will go from a 36B to a 32A.