Calvin Lockyer

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Phew...

[Calvin Lockyer @LockyerCalvin]

It's subconscious boycotting from all of us!

#twizzlergate #JamieOliver

[Calvin Lockyer @LockyerCalvin]

@mrjamesob Everyone is blaming the current trading market and economic uncertainty, but its pretty simple why Jamie has found himself in this situation.

Turkey twizzlers.

In 2005 he successfully campaigned to have them banned across all UK schools.

That was 13 years ago.

[Calvin Lockyer @LockyerCalvin]

On average 13 years ago, the people most affected would have been those around 15-16 years of age. All those fond memories of chowing down on the rubbery Turkey texture of the twizzler.

Those kids are all around 28 years old now. The main demographic for his restaurants....

[Calvin Lockyer @LockyerCalvin]

@mrjamesob When me and the other half are out at work, we leave Alexa on for our dog l, tuned to LBC. Two things to take from that:
1. Every advert I see is usually for pedigree food.
2. Our dog has become unbelievably bored of Brexit.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Is this real?

[Calvin Lockyer @LockyerCalvin]

@CodieLawrie Tbf this does mean you get to go shopping Friday and Saturday now though......

[Calvin Lockyer @LockyerCalvin]

Looking good @colchesterutdfc
#directorsbox

[Calvin Lockyer @LockyerCalvin]

Me when I first get out of bed on a Monday.

[Tony scar. @gourdnibler]

So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence

[Dedham Athletic @AthleticDedham]

Massive game this coming Sunday against a strong Feering Village side, for anyone planning on coming there’s two McDonalds en route, if you see any of our players in them feel free to ask for autographs! #UpTheDeAth

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Rodgers' three years, 125 days at @LFC had made him the second longest serving manager in the Premier League #SSNHQ

[Calvin Lockyer @LockyerCalvin]

To be fair I did ask the Lux driver to take me to about 5 different restaurants.

[Calvin Lockyer @LockyerCalvin]

My £105 ride with @Uber has totalled my spend to about £500 with them this month. I've got to be one of their best customers, right?

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Robert Lewandowski, take a bow! http://t.co/5CWSArMbET

[Calvin Lockyer @LockyerCalvin]

@AmnestyUK. At least someone had the right idea at the arms fair!

[secret_london @secret_london]

Canary Wharf Stairs by JayMPix http://t.co/oWfB1bbdCP

[Calvin Lockyer @LockyerCalvin]

New Twitter. Fancied a clear out!