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asl interpreter has a lollypop in today...

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how it feels tweeting with no followers

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yo we are not watching other mommy

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Top 1 ragebait

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its getting colder, i can feel toyotathon coming!!

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The best things are late for then received, not received and paid for

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sometimes i pee at the small urinal in the bathroom to feel like a big strong boy

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Crazy they named an animal after the size of my c***

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The bravest thing you can do isn't to try, but to try again. Knowing not only that failure is an option, but knowing the feeling of failure, and still trying again.

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“Why when we are reluctant even to describe a wedge of cheese we received for the first time do we draw our final conclusions from our first encounters with people and happily dismiss them?”
W quote from Madonna in a fur coat

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Somone explained it to me nvm I get it

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If more than one of my body parts bursts how does the advil know where to go

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"You can't have your cake and eat it too"
you can. if you try just a piece of your cake and put it in the freezer. the problem with this is that once you put your cake in the freezer, its often not as good, you risk somone else eating it, or u wait too long and waste your cake

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"a women does not follow a samurai on a journy of great training"
why im still single smh

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there's a asl interpreter in one of my classes. The teacher said, "Put your ninja masks on." The guy was baffled.

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when you see the moon durring the day thats like the moon like peeping on their x instagram or looking at them from across the room, and a total ecplipes is like sneeky link getting back with your x but its not so sneeky cause all the humans are watching it with those glasses.

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Professor said “computers are inherently evil and are filled with gremlins waiting to get you”

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Just went to a class in the med school today, really just made me feel like a bumb, also y do they were scrubs to class lmk

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thinking about deleting all my posts... not really getting the traction i wanted. On one hand do i wanna give up on my dreams? on the other hand, im not sure i can take anymore failure.

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Being the first person to j-walk at an intersection