Chris Rivers

Creative app developer & founding mobile engineer, iOS. Supernova frontman, retro games (Amstrad CPC), synths & guitars.

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BREAKING: We understand that @itvnews has been reported to the police for using fake identities by someone claiming to be the “Shadow Home Secretary”.

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@EssexPR I haven’t seen a single person ‘angry’ about reform reporting itv to the police, have you? Has anyone?

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@DaveKent101 Where’s this meltdown, can you share an example ?

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@twostraws Any way to watch this back if I subscribe to HWS+?

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@ccfc_07 The defender literally pushes his face into the stationary elbow 😂

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@CoventryKing Don’t be silly.

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@ramonagusta Oh aye did you hear that from a taxi driver ?

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@Chiefyruss This is simply not true.

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@phughes76340646 Guess the idiots will STFU about 'suing ITV' then.

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@georgedmadgwick Effect the democratic vote ... using facts?

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@cityzenken_ Gareth bale has entered the chat

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@anon_opin My body synthesised a hormone which directed extra blood flow to my brain and it got me thinking …

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@RaheemKassam Yet here you are, feeling the need to deflect blame from the racists.

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@ftblldjed @Ronhotspur At this point it’s more likely to be #ramosback

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@LeeHurstComic He’s been put in jail so there’s no need for an undercover report. Simple stuff, this.

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@ReformDaily_ @itvnews How many times have Reform claimed they’re going to sue; they’re going to prosecute etc etc and absolutely nothing comes of it? Wonder why?

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@EssexPR Examples of 'many on the left that cheer this on'?

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@TiceRichard What time?

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@EssexPR All these posts follow the same pattern: ‘I don’t condone … BUT whatabout whatabout whatabout’. Can’t help but think if it wasn’t for the ‘but’, they wouldn’t bother condemning racism and misogyny at all.

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@kkhanskk @RachelD1892 Farage? His party is a trainwreck of incompetent Tory rejects, the recent conference was a disaster, he walked away from the Brexit omnisbambles which he campaigned for, damaging stories about him/Reform break on a near-daily basis. Seems like a diabolical leader with no control.