Mummymary

a 25 year old mummy to a child who has never slept... soon to go back to work to look after 30 more children...

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

@kiddicare Yes - wk1027699

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

@kiddicare what's going on???? Only received half an order! A mattress without the bed! And ignoring all emails! Unacceptable!

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

Could we have a drama free trip to the doctors? No?Massive meltdown because someone sat in the big black chair! #hewasntevenusingit#meltdown

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

Asked my little man what he wanted for dinner.

'A pear'

Yes, that I can do!
#aslongasitsnotcake

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

Getting us prepared for the next one during lunch #OneBornEveryMinute

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

Fancied writing new blog!
https://t.co/7Jdzduf7du

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

Toddler: I'm going to eat toothpaste and then throw it all up, along with my morning milk, all over the carpet 😐😩#MondayFunday

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

Pancakes!!!!!! 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 #pancakeday #stuffbeingsugarfree

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

@purplesparkle I cooked dinner yesterday without any Interuption!

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

How much pepper pig is acceptable each day? 🐷🐷🐷🐷#quitetime

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

"Can you say shoe?"
"Hoover"
#notquiteright

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

First day of half term... little one sleeps in till half 8! #happydays #pleasekeepthisup 👍👍👍👍👍👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

@glasgowwithkids we left after half an hour 😐😐

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

How do you deal with a play date when your toddler cries through out the whole thing 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 #letsjustgohome

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

Convinced him peas are a healthy snack! #healthkick

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

Sitting in a car park while the toddler is asleep. Having some quiet time. #lifewins #mumjoys 👶🏻👶🏻

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

Just ate birthday cake given to my son at party. #badmum #ooops

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

@TheYorkshireDad there is tears everytime I try and shut it!

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

Problem- how put a toddler to bed when all he wants to do is keep reading him book? 📖📖 #onemolediggingahole

[Mummymary @LoftieMummy]

I just used @FreePrintsApp to order free photos from my phone. Use invite code mfoster156 at sign up. https://t.co/GwzNW2fM89