Brandon Loftin〽️

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

my mom was right… it was the damn phone

[BIG HYCE @99hyce]

a guy can fvck up his own life trying to be solid to the wrong woman.

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

Salem would have had her set to broil by noon

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t apologize, they just hope you’ll forget about it and move on.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t understand nothing they do wrong until you do it back to them.

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

i think twitter has the smartest people out of all of the social medias

[Brandon Loftin〽️ @LoftinBrandon]

Embarrassing at his overgrown age, he doesn’t know how inflation works..

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

A real brother would’ve given him the money privately and let him surprise his own girlfriend

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

Can’t the NBA go back and review plays and punish players for this?

Jaylin Williams got rewarded a 4 point play for being a great actor. LaRavia does NOT touch him at all!

Nasty hoops man 🤢

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

Nigga is that an uncrustable?

[The Chef 👨🏽‍🍳 @TheChefKayy]

Nigga got hit in the face by casper the friendly ghost’s invisible dick

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Dawg there’s absolutely no chance y’all can convince me this ref not GAMBLING 😭😭😭

SGA didn’t even get touched and he waits until he sees the ball roll out to give him free throws 💀

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

France made this wastefulness illegal cause it’s cruel and only causes more waste issues. Any food market or restaurant over 400 square meters has to donate all their good unsold food to charities and are fined if they do anything like this. That law should be applied everywhere

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A woman will always hate you for making her take accountability

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

A girl will call you insecure for noticing exactly what she doing

[𑣲 @theamourkiss]

ıf love ever chooses me again, ı hope it comes with someone who stays, even on the days when ı'm hardest to love

[C A L V I N 🕷️ @calvingonba]

Bro😭

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Timing is everything

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda