bicken bones

Health Lawyer pretending to be cool
The median wage would be $100k/yr if not for billionaires.

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@meltedcomputer @fizzle541 like ten years ago my wife and i went to see her grandfather, in his 70s, and he asked her "have you seen this show neon ... genesis ... evangelion?"

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@LizRummy if there's one group i certainly don't want to reveal my protected health information to, it's ... the ER staff who cradle my tiny life in their hands

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@salaam this is also false. i remember the free peanut butter sandwich that they gave out when you forgot your lunch. it singled you out and stigmatized you no matter how much money your dad had.

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@brokenbottleboy @AndyRichter i think mccartney spends the other 22 hours of a show day in a cryogenic tube, he does not move like a guy that old

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

“The problem is the bloody guns. I’m only here because my husband is in the military. Otherwise I would not have chosen to come to this country.”

Outraged mother at Richneck Elementary School in Virginia after a 6-year-old shot a teacher

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nobody tells you losing weight is so uncomfortable

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had to get a new drum stool because my ass had lost so much fat from playing the drums

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not sure if coronavirus or the next xbox console

[Eric Topol @EricTopol]

What the XBB.1.5 variant is telling us.
And what we can do about it.
My oped @washingtonpost
https://t.co/k6ymRyUE6f @PostOpinions

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@rareg0kus @lib_crusher marvel fans don't post drawings of 8-year-olds in bikinis

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@An_Old_Man did stuff taste gross or just not at all

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@rareg0kus @lib_crusher anime is so much worse though

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another cool invention for central retina visual impairment
https://t.co/DWTFFfj3XW

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wild how putting smash bros outlines on tv characters will help people with visual impairment
https://t.co/OmUcv9oGFp

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@SAMOYEDWAVE @Realityteachin @eveondaputer at CVS: yes I'm here to buy some uhh, baby dick skin?
pharmacist: of course. have a seat and we'll call you in five minutes
*feverishly dials 911*

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torn about buying hollow knight again on the system i can actually turn on

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i swear i was paying attention to all the cutscenes
why are characters from the other games alive

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at the end of xenoblade 3 and my god i have no idea what happened, the entire game

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blink 182 dramatic Behind the Music narrator: "Nobody likes you, when you're twenty-three."

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@sheelgetshyphy wow!
keep at it, one day it will taste like that restaurant

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@TheCinesthetic @ThaSiTHAPRNTiCE love it