Logan Brenno

In my spare time im an Astrophysicist,PhD, and a current understudy for Severus Snape.

[ᴋʜɪ🦂 @drayykioo]

some black people do too fucking much— like who tf does this

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

I remember rehearsing for this bit on the sidewalk outside of the Tonight Show with @billyjoel and his band. I asked him, “Should we just do The Lion Sleeps Tonight?” There were two other songs. He said, “Well let’s just try it now with my band.” And that turned into three doo-wop songs on an NYC street corner. And THAT turned into this bit. Happy birthday to the one and only.

[MAR @MAR_icon_ela]

Si salvas a la novia te deja por tener esposa. Si salvas a la esposa te deja por tener amante. La madre crocodilo puede sobrevivir en el agua. La señora random no la conozco.

El dinero

[amber @dumbamber]

when I would smoke weed with my mom when I was in highschool she would get so high that if i called her “mom” she would feel immense guilt so i called her scooter

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

A muslim explains why they support the left

"I saw them as very stupid"

"The left, I know they have no values or principles, they can be brainwashed."

[Mads @europemaxxed]

men enjoying the best 6 hours of the night

[Make L.A. Great Again 🇺🇸 @lalovestrump]

French bakery owner in Arizona calls out influencer that tried to bully her …It’s disgusting how some of these food influencers operate

The bakery owner video got over 3 million views

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

weighed myself before and after pooping and I was heavier after

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[𝙃𝙑𝘿𝙀𝙎 @hvdesmusic]

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

[Logan Brenno @LoganBrenno]

Farts and crafts

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I'm SUING LMFAOOOOOOOO

[John Thyroid @banay_john]

Homeless people when you offer them food instead of cash

[nico ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

anybody got any more posts like these

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you cant do that anymore