Chris Logan

There is a horse in my cabaret suite…

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

Painful listening to Joe Cole talk, sounds like someone with dyslexia throwing up a dictionary

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

@ManchesterMUFC @nocontextfm1 Mate, all the videos in the comments to that tweet 😂😂😂

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

Dalot walking out as our left back in the opening game at Uniteds new stadium

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

Constantly gargling peps balls this clown

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

🙏 "He would like to be there!"

📸 "They will take a picture with Enzo Maresca that day!"

@GuillemBalague reveals he expects Pep Guardiola to make a shock return to #MCFC when they host PSG next week! 😳

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

Flat earthers, assembleeeee 🤡

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

All this hatred directed at MAN CITY from other clubs should be directed at ARSENAL MAN UTD LIVERPOOL there the 1s who are corrupt and trying to stop other teams from winning things not MAN CITY were trying to help you all out were like Jesus prepared to die on the cross

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

I honestly can’t think of anything more pointless than Jill Scott on the Overlap, it’s embarrassing

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

Shite Sports News handing out tin foil hats to their guests again I see.

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

Tuchel in his next presser

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Cole Palmer poised to withdraw from England squad due to load management. Marcus Rashford will be assessed for hip issue handled by Man Utd since World Cup but expected to pull out. Kobbie Mainoo also among likely absentees through injury @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/ivund8rXPg

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

Gross is signing for Chelsea in January, nailed on

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

Why does Redknapp keep saying “good human beings” 😂

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

What a weird post. Proper deviant this guy

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Lamine Yamal: “I remember I watched Rashford play on his first Clásico and thought to myself that he does NOT yet know what this gane means”.

“Then in the return leg, he truly understood what a Clásico means, when he scored a goal from a free kick and played with a different intensity”, told Movistar.

“When you come from La Masia, from your very first Clásico, you already know what this match means, and you know that this match is PURE BATTLE”.

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

It’s frying my head to think Dalot has managed 250 games

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

TNT commentary is absolutely abysmal but at least that clown ‘fletch’ isn’t as bad as when he’s trying to show off next to McCoist. Considerably less shit banter today

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

I see Mike Dean got a proper grilling on Soccer Saturday 🤡 Cowards! Games never been more gone

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

All these mad videos of Britney Spears just cutting about in her kecks, I bet an afters in her kitchen would be mint

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

I know we need a new left back but why aren’t offering Palace a blank cheque for Wharton

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

The final whistle was the only bit I enjoyed. Toilet from start to finish

[utdreport @utdreport]

Michael Carrick: “Some of it was okay, there's bits to improve on. It was never going to be perfect, but going behind and giving ourselves a lot to do makes it more difficult.

It was a typical one of those games, with a newly-promoted team at home. You can't give them much, they've got a lot to hold on to.

After that, we had moments and opportunities but we didn't have the spark to put the chances away or create any more.

We're bitterly disappointed with the result, but we won't let it knock us.”

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

Prices in euros ffs 🥱🤣

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

Every Premier League club's transfer record (as it stands)... 🤑

🔴 Liverpool - Alexander Isak (€145M)
🔵 Chelsea - Morgan Rogers (€138M)
🔵 Manchester City - Elliot Anderson (€135M)
🔴 Arsenal - Declan Rice (€116.6M)
⚪️ Tottenham - Sandro Tonali (€108M)
🔴 Manchester United - Paul Pogba (€105M)
🐦‍⬛ Newcastle - Alexander Isak (€77.5M)
🦁 Aston Villa - Johan Manzambi (€60M)
🔵 Brighton - Luka Vuskovic (€54M)
🦅 Crystal Palace - Jorgen Strand Larsen (€49.7M)
🔵 Everton - Gylfi Sigurdsson (€49.4M)
🍒 Bournemouth - Evanilson (€44.8M)
🌳 Nottingham Forest - Omari Hutchinson (€43.4M)
🐝 Brentford - Dango Ouattara (€42.8M)
⚪️ Leeds United - Georginio Rutter (€40.5M)
⚪️ Fulham - Kevin (€40M)
🐈‍⬛ Sunderland - Habib Diarra (€31.5M)
🚜 Ipswich Town - Emerson (€28M)
🔵 Coventry City - Aurele Amenda (€18M)
🐯 Hull City - Ryan Mason (€15.4M)

(@Transfermarkt)

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

👀

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

If England aren’t careful here they could end up comfortably winning this match

[Chris Logan @LoganChris101]

If England aren’t careful here they could end up comfortably winning this match