Logan Corey

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@tastybits But you’re just wrong. Most people with that cancer are stage 1 with great prognosis. The whole body imaging didn’t do anything special for you that otherwise wouldn’t have happened. And it’ll almost certainly cause untold worry and mass unnecessary procedures.

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@RojaGarimella How do you know it’s worth it?

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@jselanikio @nytimes The answer was “diet and exercise”. Jfc how does this get into the NYT. How is this groundbreaking.

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@thatERguy I dunno if this is a brag or what

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@Nfcanavan @vw0996 Pretty sure liver transplant surgeons handle the pancreas all the time too

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@SeanLangenfeld This is why I created https://t.co/cc94HBxm8W. Google reviews gives you bedside manner. Being judged by other surgeons is what patients’ need to know and is a gap in the market. Get feedback for improvement as well!

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@JeffAnderson_ Whoa whoa whoa. All us young doctors better change our tune. We’re supposed to be avoiding work not embracing it! The narrative must fit!

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@RussellShaw_MLS Did you get the scan?

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@GFarrugiaMD @Microsoft Maybe get BING to work first...

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@csuwildcat @LioLunesu That’s right. You tell those mean doctors!

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

American soldiers die in Trump's war, not a word from Donald. Gas and food prices skyrocket, not a word from Donald. People demand the Epstein files, not a word from Donald. But the minute you take his fat name off a building, Donald writes Mein Kampf for Morons.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

BREAKING: For the 59th time since early March, Trump says he's close to a deal with Iran

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@lee_c_zhao Just use https://t.co/cc94HBxm8W and set up a profile!

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@DoctorTokuhara @JordanAbbottMD @DrDimitrios Please just stfu. What does this even mean. You do eye surgery

[Sanjay S. Dhall @ssdhall]

What’s going on in the dermatology clinic ?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Voldemort says every Death Eater who beat a cop and tried to subvert democracy deserves a slice of a $1.8 billion payout and a pardon!

[Logan Corey @LoganCoreyMD]

@DavidBursteinMD Agree. This is just publishing a review paper every time there’s a question. Very informative but not that impactful. Kind of like looking up the weather where you’re travelling to. I’m still gonna go but I can dress it up a little.