Injured Gorilla

The Vanilla Gorilla. Sheriff. Former World Champion. Catch me Thursdays at 8pm/est on Showtime. Most of the time. (parody/efed account)

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

Seeing Orion in there, maybe I should've picked up my phone.

[ALPHA Wrestling @ALPHA_Wres]

Thank you all for making Gods not only the biggest event of the weekend, and of the year - thank you for making it the most viewed as well! (//ooc: That’s a legit stat! Thank you all so much for checking us out habitually!). Tomorrow night, our post-Gods Warfare is LIVE! Join us!

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

At least I didn't toss my best friend in the garbage and try to end his career because I was in a mood.

Am I talking about Adrian or Carver?

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

Let's skip to the part where you just apologize for being a shithead and we forget all about this yeah?

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

I had a feeling it'd be you.

Let's say you and I get this started right. Thursday at 8pm, I'm gonna call out @thatmanGATSBY on @ALPHA_Wres warfare.

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

Hey @ALPHA_Wres,

Concuss me. Break me. Bleed me. Burn me.

The one thing you will never do, is beat me.

#AndStill #IronMan

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

Still here.

[ALPHA Wrestling @ALPHA_Wres]

@LoganCreed15

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

Congratulations on paying some asshole on fiverr to make a bootleg graphic. It's about as close as your boy will ever get to being world champion.

[Jimmy Venom @CottonmouthWres]

𝓕𝓘𝓝.

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

I don't enjoy running men out of ALPHA but if that's what @CottonmouthWres wants. Fine. I'll be your grave digger.

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

I am getting really tired of these assholes announcing their intent to challenge me by blindsiding me with chairs, trucks, ICE, and now goddamn crutches. Just once I'd like one of you to face me like a goddamn man.

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

I'm told this kid is good.

We'll see tomorrow night.

[ALPHA Wrestling @ALPHA_Wres]

Ft. @LoganCreed15, @brittsloane, @AdrianCruise83, @LarsonKillian, & @rileydriver98

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

It takes everything to win the title.

And now you know what it takes to keep it.

We'll do it all again on Thursday night. #NoRestfortheWicked #AWWARFARE

[ALPHA Wrestling @ALPHA_Wres]

@LoganCreed15

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

Just remember one thing: you asked for this.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯. @LBMercenary]

Have mercy on my soul, somewhere my heart turn cold.

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

Look. I'm not a tweeter. And lately I've been too pissed off to open this phone thingy. But I will say this:

@LLFreshPrince is a bitch.

[Injured Gorilla @LoganCreed15]

@KuzunohaRuri got it.