Logan Davis

Professional baby yeeter

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

*whispers* hey wake up, want a bologna and cheese sandwich

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

Pringles made me go in debt

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

This is meat lovers pizza bro

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

Okay put your church clothes on we’re going to Applebee’s

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

I wonder how many people have matched with their spouse on tinder while pooping

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

I have two moods it’s either be a self sufficient hippy in the woods or living in a mid century modern apartment in Milan

[Will Joseph Cook @WillJosephCook]

Hate it when your electric toothbrush dies and you have to go acoustic.

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

It haunts me that the last movie I saw in theaters was sonic

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

How do I pay Joseph Gordon Levitt to become my friend

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

You know it’s summer when the bees decide to slam themselves agaisnt your house

[Myles @itsamemyleo]

when a character walked in front of the camera in 1917

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

@David_NyQuil And I’ve never worn a blazer to a party

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

Don’t claim to be a 90’s baby if you never wore a blazer to a party

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

Taking care of 12 drunk and high toddlers is a fuckin experience

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

Everyone in my hall including me are 90% sure my rooms gonna get the first noise complaint because of my laugh

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

Also my fat self went to canes to get food and it rained on the way back now my phone trynna kill itself

[Logan Davis @LoganDavis_42]

Day 2 of living in legacy dorm the roaches have taken over