Logan Haggerton

professional gatekeeper

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

i thought doubling my income meant i’d eat healthier but it just justified buying more Raising Canes Chicken Fingers

[Issack Hales @lilwhales69]

polyphemus be like
mfw nobody kills me: O)
mfw Nobody kills me O(

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

@imsecretlyabug how bout multimillionaires, how bout 8 inches and thick, how bout talented, how bout loving and respectful. i lost my wife 10 weeks ago 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago. 13. She was faster than me at 12, and I run a 6 minute mile.

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

how do i make a big mouth billy bass what sings lorde’s version of take me to the river

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

PBS spacetime used to be good, now it’s just nerdslop

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

who the fuck wakes up and thinks damn i want a snow cone

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

fuck you guys this was a banger

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

this 100 year old ock still serve chop cheese the ocky way

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

this country was built on FULL SUGAR ENERGY DRINKS. if you want a zero calorie drink have WATER. COMMUNIST.

[Mac N D @Mac_N_D_]

Collinsworth GLAZING Mahomes after he recovers his own fumble LMAO

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

this 100 year old ock still serve chop cheese the ocky way

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

Literally modern day CSGO surfing commentary videos

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

Whoever started the trend/genre of *youtube videos that are half-assed “niche video essays” featuring a dumb idiot standing in front of a green screen with a stick microphone featuring stock vaporwave in the background* needs to be locked away for life.

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

Whoever started the trend/genre of *youtube videos that are half-assed “niche video essays” featuring a dumb idiot standing in front of a green screen with a stick microphone featuring stock vaporwave in the background* needs to be locked away for life.

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

DO NOT AFFIRM IT WONT BE YOUR OWN BONER GUYS

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

Yes

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

@katebushfan1999 high on life

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

Constitutional convention solos

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remains the most iconic moment I've ever seen in American politics. One year ago today.

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the site. (i had a shit)

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

@imsecretlyabug how am i supposed to eat without my diet dr kelp

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

@imsecretlyabug yea shove my quarter pounder and large coke in the mailbox would ya don’t mind the letters

[Logan Haggerton @LoganEggerton]

@imsecretlyabug since when does doordash put shit in your mailbox