Logan Howlett

Logan, older than Wyoming, Canadian, ex military, mutant, sarcastic, bisexual, and gruff. (Owner is 24 and this is a parody account.)

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

//Currently experiencing homelessness. Replies will be slow until further notice.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

Fuck. I’m still here?

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

@shttyvampkid *Logan shrugs.* Moon’s out. You know how to swing an axe to chop wood?

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

@shttyvampkid *Logan rolls his eyes.* We both know that wasn’t medicinal weed. And rock music? To fall asleep? What’re you, Hellboy? Go to bed.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

Tonight’s dinner.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

@shttyvampkid *Logan goes back to the living room and cracks open a beer. He sighs softly as he makes himself comfortable.* Kids.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

//Heading off to bed. I’ll reply when I’m able to. Goodnight everyone.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

@Survivor_Lex Been thinking about you too, babe.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

//Will be busy today. Hanging out with my boyfriend!

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

@shttyvampkid *Logan shrugs.* Works for me.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

@Survivor_Lex I’ll be alright, don’t worry about me.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

@shttyvampkid *Logan looks at Anthony.* Go shower and rest up, alright?

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

@shttyvampkid *Logan shrugs.* Figure it out.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

@shttyvampkid *Logan nods.* Because you never had any discipline. Get back to work. *He throws Anthony a towel.* And be careful with the hose, water boy. *He heads back inside.*

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

@shttyvampkid *Logan steps outside and turns the water off slowly.* How about next time, you don’t have the water on full blast?

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

@shttyvampkid *Logan hands Anthony a bucket of water with soap.* Sun’s gone, go wash the car.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

For the love of fuck, stay outta the fridge.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

Alright, house rules. No running. No touching my stuff at all. It’s all very personal to me and I don’t want anything destroyed. When I’m in a room, you’re not. I smoke cigars and no, I’m not quitting. I have a liquor cabinet. No one’s allowed to touch it.

[Logan Howlett @LoganHT78]

Touch my motorcycle, I’ll kill you.