Jared Logan

Born of poverty, raised on corn and righteousness, studied violence and death, became a stand-up comedian

[Jared Logan @LoganJared]

I no longer like Glee. I don't know. I just woke up today and realized that.

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I impregnated so many women this year that I owe one whole child to the IRS.

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Guys we have to use more action brackets in our tweets! [holds up a big colorful sign that reads ACTION BRACKETS NOW!!!]

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Have a nice TRIP! See you next FAL-- [falls down] Owwww!

[Jared Logan @LoganJared]

This Call of Duty game reminds me of those rides at Disney World like Pirates of the Caribbean or Small World. Only with a jihad theme.