Logan “Tall 5’7” Robert

head writer @nbcsnl 5’7, operation desert storm veteran, retired CIA operative, ex- Raytheon consultant

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

✨💅 I T G I R L 🤭💕

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McRib @McDonalds

[every star wars character. now only on cohost! @starwars_chars]

Droopy McCool was the commonly known stage name of Snit, who was a male Kitonak and the lead horn player of the Max Rebo Band. McCool's real name, however, was actually a series of flute-like whistles, unpronounceable by any other species. He played the chindinkalu flute.

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Just heard about the queen

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@jeremy_on_easy Cringe

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I would die for Maria Manunos

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Wow James Corden just died

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I hope James Cordon goes out like goose

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

Instead of a hot girl summer I am going to drown myself in a public pool on July 3rd.

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@JoeBiden thoughts on the last jedi?

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McDonalds is out of sweet and sour sauce

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@localmandead All star special is the only correct answer

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Need me a woman who can do this to me

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People like to shit on return of the jedi but they fall to consider that it has the hottest star wars character

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

call me dale earnhardt the way im hittin her walls

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All Adobe products are actually free if you cry and scream at the online support staff

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The only Messiah I’m gonna be celebrating today

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@jeremy_on_easy Damn, you’re just a little guy