Logan Purcell

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

The largest toilet in the world is getting flushed right now. #ForTheLou  .

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

MVP

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

No one:

Your buddy after a mysterious 5 minute trip to the bathroom:

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Joe Rogan gets it #VaccinePassports

[Logan Purcell @LoganPurcell98]

@Bri_Purcell18 K

[Logan Purcell @LoganPurcell98]

@Cubs_Live Arrieta was on the ws team didn’t go to the Phillies until 18.

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

That's a sight for sore eyes!

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

Jake Arrieta deserved every bit of this.

[Eric Dickerson @EricDickerson]

.@RamsNFL fans, I reviewed your comments regarding our new logos and share in your disappointment. I’ll be speaking with the Rams on our behalf. Please like if you prefer the logo on the left and retweet to vote for the logo on the right (Rams booster club).
-The Rambassador

[Kyle Malzhan @KyleMalzhan]

Jake Arrieta by the numbers in the second half of 2015:

• 12-1
• 0.75 ERA
• 2 shutouts
• No hitter
• 9 earned runs
• 113 strikeouts
• Hitters batted .148 against
• CY Young
• 0.40 ERA in final 12 starts

Literal video game numbers.

[Logan Purcell @LoganPurcell98]

@Bri_Purcell18 I had to listen to you puke for 9 months you weren't the only one going through the struggle

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

You sure do know the way to my heart.

[Logan Purcell @LoganPurcell98]

@Bri_Purcell18 @Sam4nd I'm up for trying though 😉

[Logan Purcell @LoganPurcell98]

@Bri_Purcell18 @Sam4nd

[Corey Freedman @corey_cubs]

If Michael Wacha is indeed heading out of the NL Central, I want to thank him for the memories!

[Logan Purcell @LoganPurcell98]

@Bri_Purcell18 you have to swing wider not drive slower...

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

On this day, three years ago, the Chicago Cubs won the freaking pennant.

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Kris Bryant leaves the yard in his first AB of the spring.

[Logan Purcell @LoganPurcell98]

@BriNicole___ lies... they smell terrible