david $uzuki

tickle me Elmo enthusiast

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

How many beers it would take to get with NFL coaches as women…

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Not sure about this foul call on Marcus Smart

[‎ً @HardenFinalsMVP]

You better be in the gym working James, because you’re NOT retiring without a ring. @JHarden13

[Brett Draper @brett_draper19]

INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS

[Uncle nick @shaggy________]

When you’re scrolling through twitter and a parody account drops a screenshot of your old high school because it’s named after a pedo 👍🏻

[BGN Hoops @BGNHoops]

James Harden just dropped 36-10-10 and beat 5 future HOFs by himself.

Put some respect on his name.

[david $uzuki @LoganRichards69]

Santa really going to spread a whole new variant tonight

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

I really don’t like u

[kordell @lledrook]

phineas and ferb would’ve handled covid in 2 episodes max

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"You lived in the house with him, you knew you he could talk!” 😂

The TNT crew wasn't buying @SHAQ's story on his son Shareef's first sentence

(via @NBAonTNT)
https://t.co/PJ900M8hIh

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

When Kawhi saw Kleber tryna block his dunk

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

I want this pandemic to end instantly everywhere in the whole wide world

[gk6 @swagdaddy6979]

Iknow you’re baked, in bed — comfortable warmth, real cozy and shit. I kno ur eyes are bloodshot and you’ve watched just about enough YouTube to pass the fuck out. But u know what dog? U shit greatness. Go to the fridge. Get the fucking Costco taquitos. Championship hours

[gk6 @swagdaddy6979]

Whoever finds out the name of the kid from Ontario that didn’t isolate and went to that house party I will pay you $500 cash

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

hi everyone in the whole world

[Timothy Halman @TimothyHalman]

On Thursday March 25, I was honoured to rise in the Nova Scotia Legislature and congratulate Bob MacKay on his retirement.

While Mr. MacKay will be missed by the PA community, I'm excited to see the opportunities that retirement may bring him!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Dua Lipa. Hot.

[gk6 @swagdaddy6979]

They will pay for this.

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

just imagine if a car went 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 mph on Highway