Hoejay Pimpson

The bastard son of romantic babylon.

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If you’re still doing estimates for free you’re a god damn dumbass. (Me, it’s me. The guy forgetting to charge for estimates and getting hours wasted by tire kickers)

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Just got offered a 3rd Land Rover for literally nothing. Someone PLEASE stop me before I get kicked out of my house

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I’m gonna bring home another DiscoveryII this week I can feel it.

(Stay away from my fuckin junkyard)

[Hoejay Pimpson @LoganShepp]

I’m gonna bring home another DiscoveryII this week I can feel it.

(Stay away from my fuckin junkyard)

[Hoejay Pimpson @LoganShepp]

@tylerfoltz THANK you. lol

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Put in the work to notice your own behavioral patterns and start working towards a better you, stop worrying about everyone else. Dork.

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Yaboi is addicted to marketplace trade ups again

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Gambling straight from your phone with a credit card is evil work.

WHEW. y’all need help

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I have to start cutting this Land Rover up and yaboi is WORRIED.

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13 years of getting sweaty palms when Max walks into a room. WHEW.

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Too many homies currently in Japan and I’m just here in Ohio.

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Dear @Steam today is 9/30. Please explain to me why I have to wait until 1PM today to play Final Fantasy Tactics

You guys are ruining my day and I hate you

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“Rust free 2002 Land Rover Discovery 2”

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Welp, is it time for the post rapture cookout?

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I have exactly one week to learn how to fabricate, mostly because I can’t stare at a bumperless DiscoII

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Some of the worst people I’ve ever known love to throw around therapy words like their therapist didn’t tell it TO them ABOUT them.

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@OH_k__

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I just saw a cop in high top vans boots and I don’t think there’s ever been a more correct definition of “Sell Out”

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Life feels so much heavier without your little tippy taps greeting me every time I left your sight for 3 minutes.

[Hoejay Pimpson @LoganShepp]

Forever grateful that I learned to take very little stock in people from an early age.