Me pregnant- “@mattrife touched the belly, my son will now be blessed with a strong jaw line & humor
My baby- chunky with no neck or visible jawline due to the cheeks
Back on Twitter long enough to post about being hyped we finally got to see & meet @mattrife
So funny, so kind & didn’t touch the bump until I said it was cool, we love that❤️
First complaint
The idea that people think saying “finally” when I say I’m pregnant is ok. Finally what? It doesn’t have a damn thing to do with your life & I didn’t even want kids so stfu while I adjust to this
@MrsGoodyRidge Dude same. I went & they were like “k cool get a neti pot & use your vaporizer” meanwhile I had a sinus infection for a whole ass month
My favorite part of my grandmas 60th reunion is sitting & listening to these Texas trumpers talk about how the country fell apart when they took prayer out of school while me & my side eye each other & try not to laugh
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