Boston Logan International Airport

(un)Official Twitter account for Boston Logan International Airport. I'm here to help: M-F, 8am-5pm ET.

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An important announcement from Logan Airport.

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@Pank_PW 如果您还有其他疑问，请致电您的航空公司，因为他们将能够提供更多信息。

[Boston Logan International Airport @Loganlntl]

Travel Advice!
Make sure you arrive 3 days before your flight is scheduled in order to make it through security on time, and give you ample time to consume the required 916 munchkins!

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@Pank_PW 嘿，Pank！重要的是要注意，这是实际洛根机场的模仿帐户！话虽如此，我看着它，似乎没有发现18岁以下的孩子在国内飞行时需要护照。
祝您好运，安全的旅行到您和您的家人。
抱歉，如果这样做不完美，我正在使用翻译器
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[Boston Logan International Airport @Loganlntl]

Airplanes.

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Also Boston Congress you too, square up.

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God stays in heaven because she’s too cowardly to fight us on the tarmac.
Square up God.

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Smell that morning air. Hear the morning screams. Become one with the morning hive mind. Stop resisting.
Become one with us.
Old-Fashioned Donuts are 2 for 1 in the Terminal B Dunkins!

[Boston Logan International Airport @Loganlntl]

An update on the investigation of missing travelers.
They sure are missing alright.
Thank you.

[Boston Logan International Airport @Loganlntl]

We're currently investigating the series of travelers who have allegedly gone missing in terminal B, we shall keep you informed of our efforts.
Thank you.

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Do you believe in Angels?

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[Boston Logan International Airport @Loganlntl]

We'd like to welcome our newest Air Traffic Controller and manager of Dunkins in Terminal B Douglas "Big Doug" Dougerson. Let's all give them a big Logan welcome!

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Oops sorry about that last tweet Travelers.
Nothing to be worried about.
Everything is okay!
Let us all put aside any fears you have, as
Everything is okay.
For real.
Thanks!

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To the individual standing in the runway staring at the control tower and muttering “we shall have our time in the skies” please stop, you’re scaring us.

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Also all flights are cancelled due to the lack of pilots thing, seriously, does anyone have any idea what black magic makes these metal birds go up?

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Becoming attached to something is lovely, however becoming so attached that you become possessive over every aspect of something you did not create is not.
Remember, all your fellow travelers are on the flight with you for its entire duration, do your best to make it comfy.

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We regret to inform you that Logan Airport has run out of meat capable of operating planes.
We are looking into the issue currently.
If you or anyone you know is capable of flying a plane, we'd appreciate some pointers.
Thank you.

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@S_Kilgarriff Automated Response:
Until the city kneels to our reasonable demands, and repeals the law in question, this is unfortunately not an option. We have no desire to be the tip of the spear of justice.
But we shall be it, if it is required.
Thank you.

[Boston Logan International Airport @Loganlntl]

An important announcement from Logan Airport.

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Dread it. Run from it. Your flight still arrives.