Logan Murray

I can quote Batman better then you and your friends can

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

GAME 7️⃣ HERE WE COME!!!!

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

Golden Knights Thatcher Demko

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

07.23.2020 - 9:00am PT

The 32nd franchise comes to life.

[Logan Murray @Loganmurray16]

@MyNamesJDale My watch has ended

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

#BellLetsTalk Day Tip: Look out for the emoji beside our hashtag to be sure your tweets count towards our total donation. Keep on tweeting!

[Onion Politics @OnionPolitics]

‘If This Report Is True’ To Be Repeated 5.7 Billion Times Today https://t.co/ReiqhpSkPy

[Logan Murray @Loganmurray16]

@KenJac @MyNamesJDale

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mueller Immediately Regrets Coercing Michael Cohen To Flip On Trump After Having To Spend Time With Him https://t.co/WSFRb99VP8

[Logan Murray @Loganmurray16]

@TheOnion @benjaminswan21 sneaky if true

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Political Scientists Baffled By Trump’s Ability To End Something He Had No Control Over Just Days Ago https://t.co/m8gV2DKg8g

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint https://t.co/ENQADv2UvN

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mohawked Rex Tillerson Warns U.S. Democracy Threatened By Plutocratic Fascist Pigs Fucking Over The Working Man https://t.co/dvLLUkO6aa

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Boys Ransack Mueller’s Office To Steal Answer Key To Questions For Their Dad https://t.co/WYpqoKZo1s

[Trent Leith 🏳️‍🌈 @trentl14]

Saaaavage https://t.co/hBGequnwqQ

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Pilot Shudders To Imagine Why Passengers Taking Red-Eye To Atlantic City https://t.co/Q4WA7jCwFU

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Capsizing Boat Passes U.S. In Global Quality Of Life Rankings  https://t.co/27ycF7FaAX

[James Matthews (he / him) @jimmermatthews]

So, #PeyongChang2018 is sans NHLers this year. There are convincing arguments for and against this. What if I told you there was another option? Hint: it was inspired by #Neymar https://t.co/D0Ib8b4Sqe