Logann Welborn

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

When you work so hard keeping one sick kid from spreading germs to the healthy kid only to turn around and find the healthy one sipping from the sick ones drink 😑

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

“August sipped away like a bottle of water” -my 4yo listening to Taylor

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

Can we start a petition to add a box for “reluctantly vote for” or “proudly vote for” to the ballot in November so we can know what voters really think?

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

If I’m this emotional at my daughter’s last day of preschool in her 3 year old class, how bad is it going to be next year when it’s her last day of preschool ever?

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

Y’all ever drink a coffee and still need a nap or are you normal?

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

At school pickup my 3yo showed me she had some baby acorns in her hand and she tells me “some weird boy gave these to me” and I’m equally intrigued and tickled

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

I used to send my spouse cute little texts while he was at work. Now I won’t talk to him for hours and when I do, I send him a detailed description of the poop our kid just had.

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

Husband and I are faking phone calls to Santa, Blippi, etc. any time our 3 yo takes a bite of her salmon and green bean dinner to keep her eating and we feel ridiculous but that’s showbiz baby

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

Dropped something between my car seat and center console. Went to get it and have since found so many things I thought were missing. It’s like Christmas all over again

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

Can we collectively stop pretending Thanksgiving is a good and fun holiday? I mean, the whole draw is meant to be the food, right? Yet if Thanksgiving food were really that good, we’d eat it more often than once a year.

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

Me- we don’t have to help him down the chimney. Santa has magic for that.
3 yo- I don’t have magic. Possums do

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

Fitting in pre pregnancy clothes 😃

Not fitting in pre pregnancy shoes 😠

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

My puppy and baby are both teething at the same time 🙃

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

Thinking about how my parents let me have a computer in my room as a teen but not the Internet so I could only use it “for homework” but all I could really use it for was solitaire

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

3 yo carrying in 3 books: “I can’t open the door because my hands are full. Can you do it?”

Me carrying in her tablet, a book, her water, my water, 2 bags of groceries and the baby: 😑

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

My pants have baby food, spit up, coffee, and mud on them and this is a totally normal day for me. This is why I don’t make an effort in my appearance on a daily basis

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

Took the time to actually wash and style my hair today and the 7 month old has spit up in it twice now…😒

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

Asked my 3 yo if she wanted to go to the playground or Home Depot and she chose Home Depot 😂

[Logann Welborn @Logann_Alanna]

One week.

One week (4 days) of preschool and my 3 yo already got hand, foot, and mouth disease….again.

This is the second time she’s had it in 4 months. 🙃