Logan McIntosh

18♒
Canadian with a coffee addiction
Undeniable wanderlust♡
feminist

[Logan McIntosh @Loganwithlove9]

IM CRYING😂 Not only because it's hilarious but painfully true, too many troglodytes https://t.co/rHwlFe5hTJ

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

If you want to impress her, don't just open the door, try opening a fucking book sometime so you can talk about something other than sports.

[Logan McIntosh @Loganwithlove9]

Hey so it's April... and still snowing. I fucking love Canada #CanadianProblems #Canada #why #middleofaprilstillsnowing

[Logan McIntosh @Loganwithlove9]

Fuck a box of Cheez-Its I'll crush that and 3 bags of cheetos, my boyfriend is dating a human elephant https://t.co/bpay5a1NG7

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

I want a girl who's reliable, but also ravenous. Like, she can definitely keep a secret, but also crush an entire box of Cheez-Its.

[Logan McIntosh @Loganwithlove9]

You know, the fact that as a species we take weather advice from a ground hog, makes me think we're not a species build to last.

[Logan McIntosh @Loganwithlove9]

Okay this Is actually true for half the fucking population https://t.co/HzA6CT934y

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

I just saw a dude wearing a puffy coat, cargo shorts, and yellow shoes. Women, WE NEED YOU. Your boyfriend can't even fucking dress himself.

[Logan McIntosh @Loganwithlove9]

Yo, holla at yo girl! https://t.co/ZXcJYWpp0G

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

I want a girl who's unpredictable, but always prepared. Like, her life is full of mystery, and her purse, well, that's just full of snacks.

[Logan McIntosh @Loganwithlove9]

IM FUCKING DEAD😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/MpbAHfn0YG

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

I'm not so sure humans top the animal kingdom. As far as I know, we're the only species lame enough to use a "U up?" text as a mating call.

[Logan McIntosh @Loganwithlove9]

My future husband better be ready for a blood curling scream the second we're out of cheetos #idontfuckaround

[Logan McIntosh @Loganwithlove9]

@Brady0activ Haha thank you! I'm surprised it could be alot worse

[Logan McIntosh @Loganwithlove9]

I'm hungover as fuck and you know what? Not bad #hungover #why #captianmorgan #ruinedmylife

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

For anyone who feels scared or hopeless, know that we will never stop fighting for your rights.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

It's Friday. If you're a lightweight, you should just stay home tonight; embarrass yourself in front of your pets instead of actual people.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Enjoy being single, be selfish with your time, money, and space: cancel plans, buy shit you don't need — sleep like a fucking starfish.

[Logan McIntosh @Loganwithlove9]

Glow tf up bitches
#makeup #eyebrows #glow #fuckyea

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

I want a girl who's carefree, but also cutthroat. Like, she does peaceful shit like meditate, but if necessary, she can absolutely regulate.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Catch you outside? No thanks. The only thing I'm trying to catch outside this year is a food truck or a fucking tan.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

During the 1800s, hair was a romantic gift. Basically, your girlfriend leaves hair everywhere because she fucking loves you, you dumb idiot.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Thousands plan "Not My President's Day" rallies across the United States for over the weekend https://t.co/cvPifnKHN2