Logan Clark

In order to get the rabbit out of the LOG, you gotta make a commotion like a DOG.😎

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

guy responding to "how's it going" severity scale
not bad = bad

can't complain = weeks ruined

it's going = worst day of life yet

another day in paradise = said while purchasing cigarettes for the first time in 2 years

ahh, you know = will be driving home in the wrong lane

[🐌 @Wheeema]

i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work & changed it to a garden spade to avoid embarrassment.

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2023 is 62% complete.

[nai @naihavin]

I can’t even give af like I used to
nomo

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Guy who’s mad at the Barbie movie:

[GOOD JOB LARRY 🍊 @LarryJuneTFM]

Use that pain as fuel to go harder. You’ll
end up with everything you ever dreamed of.

[spicebae @spicebae_]

watch his hands 👀🥹😍
it really be the smallest things sometimes

[nai @naihavin]

Me after I just got done crying :

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Garth Brooks outright saying transphobia won't be tolerated at the bar he's opening in Nashville is not one bit surprising. He's been an ally to LGBTQ folks since the early '90s. We know Garth has got our backs.

[Satan @s8n]

my side of the story

[Bobby Bonilla @LPOTLmemes]

them: don’t drink the kool aid

us:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Paralympics TikTok admin is CRAZY