STOP CLEANING UR CUM!!!
REAL GOONERS ARENT CLEAN!!!
MARK UR TERRITORY AND CUM ON THE FLOOR AND ON UR BEDSHEETS AND ON UR CLOTHES AND MAKE UR ROOM PERMANENTLY FILLED WITH THE OVERWHELMING SMELL OF UR DISGUSTING GOONER STAINS <3
Ever get so horny that you just scroll for porn instead of touching? Bask in that hot pooling feeling until you pass out just to wake up in the morning as your porn parts squirm for attention hngg... give in & touch themmm touch themm touch touch squirrmmmm for pornnn oughh...
non-gooner friend jokingly asked if i was doing ddd and i had to fake laugh at the crazy n wild idea of jerking off every single day like could u imaginee omfg what a waste of time oh uh sorry one sec i need to go to the uhm bathroom ill be back in like an hour or two ok
Exhibitionist GF who constantly encourages you to touch and grope her in public. You reluctantly agree at first, not so sure about being a perv in public. In a month's time..
You don't even register it as weird. You don't hold her hand anymore, you just naturally go to maul her-
sleep is badddd sleep is evil :((( we both know u still have so much energy thatcould be used to keep edgin urselffff jjust maek ur volume waylouder n grip ur cock a lot harderr cuz uhh like if u rly NEEDEDsleep u woudve passd out by n,ow,but uhaventt so ur ok yyyay!
Can't begin to express how much I love fat hentai ass 🩷
I don't know about other gooners but it's been so bad recently that when I try to fall asleep all I can think about is hot ass 🩷🩷
Before I made this account when I used to just lurk I never understood how people got hard from seeing notifications, but now I completely understand~
Seeing perverts are liking my posts or DMing me gets me twitching 😵💫
im very lucky that being a touch-starved pervert thats emotionally dependent on porn and unable to function without frequently touching themself and has terrible hygiene and constantly sweats and reeks of sweat is very attractive to other internet perverts
have fun being caged up all month or whatevr idc im too busy enjoying how good it feels to jerk my fat throbby sticky girlcock all night n shoot actual ropes everywhere instead of leaking a tiny puddle in my pants cuz i used a vibrator for a few seconds heheeheh
Do me a favor today.
Don’t cum.
Just edge it out.
Edging is healthy for gooner brains
You don’t deserve to be normal
You deserve to be porn brained 24/7
Don’t cum. Just GOON