@RandomizedGarf Garfield and Jon were playing bingo. Garfield got bingo and Jon had to do the punishment of sticking a banana in his ear. The person running the bingo match through phone then and tells them that he said 17 and not 70, getting rid of Garfield’s bingo and awarding Jon his.
@RandomizedGarf While Jon’s distracted looking at his photo album, Garfield goes to eat a bird. However, Jon finds out about this and pretends to be a robot from the future sent to kill him, but Garfield thinks he should wait 50 more years
@RandomizedGarf Waking up yesterday caused Garfield to have a catch in his back, so he doesn’t want to get up. Unfortunately, Jon forces him to awaken, so Garfield claims vengeance by messing with his clothes.
@RandomizedGarf Jon randomly tells Garfield that he respects him. This catches Garfield so off guard to the point that he would prefer Jon go crazy at him.
@RandomizedGarf@FrighteningGarf Jon has to apologize for Garfield scaring little Timmy, when Garfield breaks in by busting in through the door and scaring Jon.
@RandomizedGarf Garfield’s planned activity falls through due to Jon grounding him for shedding so much, so he instead decides to entertain himself by threatening a spider.
@RandomizedGarf After killing the spider, Garfield has finished his preparations for his new living area aside from the TV, which he swipes from the dog.
@RandomizedGarf @GarfieldAmateur The spider tells Garfield that he’s feeling terrible because Jon’s feeling terrible, so Garfield goes to check on him. After seeing his sorry state, Garfield calls Jon an amateur at being healthy.
@RandomizedGarf A bug bit Jon’s thumb, so Garfield kills it. He tries hiding his good intentions by claiming that he was practicing for if he were ever forced to eat bugs to survive.
@RandomizedGarf @GarfieldAmateur Bernadette agrees to Jon’s idea, but it turns out that she was actually Garfield, who then calls Jon an amateur for falling for his scheme.
@RandomizedGarf Since Garfield took the time to eat two breakfasts, the big kids got to the swings before him, so he instead reads the weekend edition of the newspaper.