Allie

The Misadventures of an Aspiring Writer in the Midwest

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

Why is it that we only seem to want the ones who don't want us back?

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

Guess that book!!
"Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance!" #onscurereferences #books #BookWorm

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

Do not be that person. It is cowardly and douchey. #dontbeadick #BeKind #datingsuckswhymakeitharder

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

#RandomThoughts

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

@geoff_eaton @LetterkennyProb Be careful. Hope you don't have to have a spit. 🤣😂

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

How can someone standing so damn close feel like they are worlds away? God this song, ya'll.
https://t.co/UV3eA6hZ9T

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

@MAPriceAuthor

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

Why can't the one person you want a text from can't seem to do so?!

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

*Smiles like a big kid*

[Ghostbusters @Ghostbusters]

Everything happens for a reason. Watch the new trailer for #Ghostbusters: Afterlife, in theaters next summer.

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

Everyday...

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

Anyone else ever wonder if you're even SUPPOSED to be happy? Every time I think I am making progress, everything just goes wrong. So, back down my expectations go and back to not being....anything.

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

This painting is called The Cautious Lover. OMG. This is going up in my bedroom, or as we are calling it, "The Den Of Sin."

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

TFW you realize you actually ARE the biggest asshole ever. I am selfish and stupid.

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

Haha! This!!

[Dr 🌈 Sparkle @YoginiGeeky]

The things about great sex is that although you may have been sated and content the night before, you find yourself all hot and bothered the next day when you remember his cock being tonsil deep while you desperately claw his ass to give you more.

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

@AlinaManiar What about gifs? 🤣

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

Usually when the market is saturated with one celebrity, I lose interest & hate them with the fiery hot passion of a thousand suns. @KristenBell is EVERYWHERE. I was worried that I was going to hate her, but she is always funny & delightful. She endears everytime I see her.

[Allie @LogophileAllie]

@geoff_eaton @coldplay All the cool kids play clarinet! #bandgeeksunite #clarinet