CousinRoy

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[Arielipillo @arielipillo]

🤯 LA CORRUPCIÓN POR MESSI

• Messi le dice bajito al árbitro si puede tirar
• El árbitro jamás toca el silbato
• Vozinha estaba en su palo poniendo la barrera
• La Barrera completa mirando atrás y saltan a último momento
• Messi es un tramposo

[Mal @UtdMaI]

So you’re telling me Spain, France, Germany, Portugal, Brazil, Belgium, England and Netherlands all stuck on one side of the bracket…

The other side?
Argentina, Australia, Cape Verde, Egypt.

The script isn’t even trying to hide anymore

[CousinRoy @Loh35war]

Full on rain bt we still have hydration break for England vs Panama..Th rain drops must be hot.

[ᴍᴀɴᴜ. @ESnomanu]

Vamos a desmontar el relato de Messi en los mundiales:

- después de jugar 6 mundiales, nunca ha jugado contra: Brasil, España, Inglaterra, Uruguay, Portugal ni Italia.

- de las grandes selecciones solo jugó contra: Alemania (3 veces), Holanda (2 veces) y Francia (1 vez). Perdió todos los partidos.

- en el mundial de Sudáfrica de 2010, marcó un total de 0 goles.

- en el de Brasil 2014, marcó 4. Todos en fase de grupos. Los rivales: Bosnia, Nigeria e Irán.

- En Rusia 2018, solo marcó a su víctima favorita: Nigeria.

- en Qatar 2022, marcó 7 goles. 4 de penalti.

Es la carrera más maquillada de la historia entre ayudas, penaltis y goles a selecciones sin historia ninguna.

[Whizz @_CFCWhizz]

🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Lionel Messi's achievements, He needs:

• 1 World Cup
• 3 Ballon D'or Award
• 2 French League titles and
• 1 Human Hormone.

🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Cristiano Ronaldo's achievements, He needs:

• 3 Premier League titles
• 2 Champions League titles
• 1 Puskas Award
• 2 FA Cup
• 2 English Super Cup
• 2 Italian League titles
• 2 Italian Cup
• 1 Club World Cup
• 6 Globe Soccer Award
• 1 UCL All Time scorer Award
• 1 Diamond YouTube play button
• 1 Saudi Pro League Cup.

Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔

[CousinRoy @Loh35war]

@retneysholocron @CultureCrave 😂

[Farhan @lamkanahraf]

Interesting OpEd in FMT today, written by someone named “Yang Bin”.

Naturally, I Googled.

On FMT’s own author page, as far as I can see, there’s only one article under this name: the one published today attacking @rafiziramli.

The article itself only identifies Yang Bin as an “FMT reader”.

Search the name “Yang Bin” and macam-macam keluar.

One is linked to a crypto Ponzi case in Singapore. Another is the so-called “Kim Jong Il’s godson” Yang Bin.

I’m not saying this FMT writer is either of them. That would be irresponsible without proof.

But that’s exactly the point.

If a media portal wants to publish a politically loaded hit piece by someone with no clear public profile, no credentials, and no author history, then the least they can do is be more transparent.

Otherwise it looks less like an independent OpEd, and more like a conveniently placed smear under a disposable name.

FMT kena check sikit lah. Kalau nak buat kempen tersusun pun, jangan malas sangat.

[CousinRoy @Loh35war]

Terrible ref stoppage Rico prob stops Usyk.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR: We lost another senior employee today.

CEO: What happened?

HR: He resigned after receiving an external offer.

CEO: That makes no sense. We could have matched it.

HR: That is the issue. We were willing to pay a stranger 70% more for the same role, but would not give our existing employee even a 20% raise.

CEO: External hiring is different. That is market pricing.

HR: He noticed that too.

CEO: We appreciated his loyalty. He had been here for years.

HR: Yes. And during those years, he consistently exceeded expectations while being told to “wait for the next review cycle.”

CEO: But budgets are complicated for internal employees.

HR: Apparently not for external candidates. The new hire budget was approved in three days. His raise request sat for eight months.

CEO: We had to stay competitive in the hiring market.

HR: He was part of that same market. The only difference is that another company valued him before we did.

CEO: So he left over salary?

HR: Not just salary. He left because he realized loyalty was being rewarded less than leaving.

CEO: That is unfortunate.

HR: Yes. Companies will sometimes trust a candidate after a 45-minute interview more than an employee who already proved themselves for five years.

CEO: So what are you saying?

HR: If companies only recognize employee value after a resignation letter appears, then eventually employees will stop waiting to be appreciated internally.

Sometimes the fastest way for an employee to get market value is to stop being your employee.

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🤔 FUN FACT!

Referee Paul Tierney was the official for both matches!

That’s shameful from him and @premierleague @FA_PGMOL

[Helter Skelter @Roshinee_M]

so, this random girl (actually its me) launched a rare Parliamentary Petition to discipline truant Malaysian MPs, and now she needs 500+ physical signatures to bring it to the Malaysian Parliament by June! 🤯

here is everything you need to know 🧵

[CousinRoy @Loh35war]

Great advice from Agassi on mental health.
https://t.co/7LQXSoe4Rr

[CousinRoy @Loh35war]

https://t.co/UWVUPssznN

[NBA @NBA]

LEBRON JUST TOOK FLIGHT ✈️

Reaves drops the over-the-head lob…
James handles the rest.

Year 23. UNREAL. 👑

[Lequaint @Lequaint]

@sjfi_twider Pondan melayu UiTM @mutttaqinn

He checks all the boxes.
Melayu totok ✅
Alumni UiTM ✅
Hardcore libtard✅

He's like the younger version of @SyedJymalZahiid

[Malay Mail @malaymail]

Malaysians are being urged to immediately slash their shower times in half and stop washing their cars daily, according to Charles Santiago, as a prolonged heatwave pushes critical water sources like the Sungai Muda to dangerously low levels.

The former National Water Services Commission (SPAN) chairman said these everyday habits — often overlooked — are collectively draining millions of litres of water at a time when supply is tightening.

“Go easy on car washing, gardening, and cut your shower time by 50 per cent,” he told Malay Mail.

Santiago singled out car washing as a major source of water wastage, saying that some Malaysians even washed their vehicles every day.

“If you take one million cars and multiply that by about 25 litres per wash, you are already looking at about 25 million litres of water a week — and that is just for one wash,” he explained.

[Malay Mail @malaymail]

The Malaysian government is exploring the potential of nuclear power as a strategic response to the global energy crisis sparked by the US-Israel war against Iran and the subsequent closure of the Strait of Hormuz.

Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Amar Fadillah Yusof said the move, which is part of the 13th Malaysia Plan, is a crucial step towards strengthening the nation’s long-term energy security and supporting its clean energy goals.

“The need to assess the potential and feasibility of nuclear energy is increasingly relevant in the context of a changing global energy landscape, influenced by geopolitical uncertainty as well as instability in fuel supply and prices,” Fadillah, who is also the minister of energy transition and water transformation, said in a statement today.

Several Asean countries are experiencing energy crises due to the US-Iran war and Hormuz Strait closure, which disrupted oil and LNG flows critical to the region

[GIDEON MUFC @GBUnitedx]

🚨🚨 Referee Stuart Artwell, who oversaw Manchester United's game against Bournemouth on Friday night, has officiated 24 Manchester United matches across all competitions. A review of the numbers reveals that United players were given 2 red cards, while opposition players received no red cards. Additionally, United players received 46 yellow cards compared to 8 for the opposition. Manchester United's results in these matches were 5 losses and 5 draws.

This dude is a big Man Utd hater

[Mal @UtdMaI]

🚨🎙️ Thierry Henry on Manchester United vs AFC Bournemouth;

“Let’s not pretend, Manchester United were clearly robbed at Bournemouth. Some of those decisions are impossible to explain at this level.

If this is the standard, then PGMOL has to do much better. You cannot have this level of inconsistency in the Premier League.

People talk about performances, but decisions like that change games. It’s not acceptable.”

[mufcytp @mufcytp]

🔔 GLARING DIFFERENCE: Stuart Attwell has officiated 24 matches involving Manchester United across all competitions.

𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬:

1. He has issued 2 red cards to United players, compared to 0 for opposition players.

2. He has shown 46 yellow cards to United players, against just 8 for opposition players.

3. United have recorded 5 losses and 5 draws.