jonah hill went on a classic hero’s journey from fat guy to brazilian jiu jitsu guy but he forgot the one key ingredient that would make him cool: straight edge hardcore
they won. you're afraid of your neighbours and fellow workers instead of the bourgeoisie, who steal the equivalent value of that computer from you over and over and over until you die. they own you completely
Each night I fall asleep then awake as an English longbowman at Crecy and kill hundreds of French knights. I try not to hit the horses but… gods, their screams
Therapist: And this is a result of the-
Deal with the demon, yes.
Therapist: I see. And was playing new Vegas again for the first time worth it?
I… (tears welling) I just sometimes feel like I’m running out of mods
Therapist: Let’s circle back to the divorce
pizza sounds great yeah like absolutely. but unfortch I’m gonna have to pass. I actually have some raw chicken back home in a plastic bag full of some disgusting marinade I invented. if I don’t cook it tonight the bacteria will go crazy or something
Hollywood is so cooked.
Some of these shots have better VFX than Game of Thrones, and this was made in just three days.
Prediction: A small team will do an unofficial remake of GoT S8, and it will be better than the original season.