Banana Jones 🇺🇦

Backyard barbecues and reunions in the park.

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

its hard to fly with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

@Delta why did you tell me you put me on standby if you did not actually do this? I'm now stuck at the airport for hours. Make it right

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

Let's gooooo

[Scott Rogowsky @ScottRogowsky]

If you liked HQ Trivia, you’ll love @playsavvylive 👀

OFFICIALLY EXITING BETA TONIGHT - Sun - Feb. 1 - 9p ET 🔔

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

Did you get more emails from Black Friday (selling you shit) or Giving Tuesday (supporting causes)?

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https://t.co/2yfzNY0vzF

Gabby's dollhouse eat your heart out!

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

I wonder how many fantasy owners drafted Green Bay rookie Matthew Golden so they could name their team "Gonna be, gonna be golden".

I know it's a non zero number for a fact.

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

1. See @LakaiLTD shoes ad on Instagram
2. Buy more Lakai shoes
3. Go to 1

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

Riding through Atlanta rn looking at all of these big buildings. Who works in these buildings? Are there offices? Are they full? With what kinds of industry?

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

If you tap on the glass
The sharks might look at you
You're damned if you don't
And you're damned if you do

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

What does "naturally flavored with other natural flavors" even mean?

All I see is: "USA! USA! USA!"

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

i feel like there's some good "barista"/"barrister" joke potential out there. underutilized space

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

8. Percentage of professional athletes in team sports whose parents were coaches when they were little.

Coach's kid always got to pitch/start/etc. I wonder if those extra reps were an early part of their success

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

A list of data studies I'd like to see, a thread (to be updated over time as these thoughts pop into my head)... 🧵

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

Two divisions of the same company.

Different understandings for what constitutes "breaking news".

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

Maybe the study here looks like a geo plot showing seasonality by color where the range implies density over the course of the April-May period, and density of total rainfall by darkness of color?

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

7. Is that whole "April showers bring May flowers" thing regional? Countrywide? Northern-hemisphere-wide?

I feel like there wasn't much rain this April, but here we are mid-May, maybe even late flower season for the South...

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

You know that whole "you eat X amount of spiders in your sleep over the course of your lifetime.." thing? Well how close is the closest spider RIGHT NOW?

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

6. A geo plot colored by average distance per person to a snake/spider/rat/etc. at any given point, perhaps animated for seasonality

Alternatively a ranked list of cities by said average proximity. I bet the south is up there

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

Prank record that just has fart sounds on it. You slip it into a random record sleeve and gift it to a friend.

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

How to respond to "I can't complain" in casual conversation? Asking for a friend.

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

This is epic? Could you imagine if your terminal velocity was 4 mph? That's a game changer!

"Goodbye stairs, just gonna jump out this window" lol

[Banana Jones 🇺🇦 @LoisaidaSam]

That's just some good content right there