Lokos United

EST. 1967 / #BleedLoko

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RT if you miss bullying Alex #LokosFC

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Happy Birthday To Our Very Own Unc!
🎂

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Happy Birthday to a club legend, TONY TONY CHOPPER

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BREAKING NEWS🚨

Ndinga is reportedly OUT

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BREAKING NEWS🚨

Reports of a falling out between Dunkel and Ndinga are circulating around the net this morning. Our sources are still working to get the full story but we’re hearing our reports are basically “confirmed”, says one of our insiders.

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BREAKING NEWS🚨:

Dunkel and Jaritler have reportedly been indefinitely suspended by Lokos United for leaked photos of the two indulging in a weekend of “festivities”. One image appears to be of club favorite “Dunkel” with a supposed sex worker. More to come at 7:30

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DINHO vs TONY “TWO TIME” CHOPPER 🔥
Power vs Precision. Fight Night. 🥊

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🚨 BREAKING: Dunkel and Jaritler reportedly ripped Baghdad during last night’s Pro Clubs session after going all out at the Freedom Festival in Medellín.

Sources say both players emptied the tank, left everything on the pitch, and are now officially listed as doubtful to return.

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Sources close to Lokos United say lipz is listed as ACTIVE to work saturday morning on a 15 minute loan to PartyKingMiami Fc. Stay tuned for more on this story

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BREAKING NEWS🚨:

Star Forward dinho has been captured by I.C.E WITHOUT due process. Our sources are keeping contact with us about the the situation of his detainment in a local detention facility

[Casual Geopolitics @Casualgeopol]

@nypost Hmmmm so let’s see, Epstein was Jewlsh, Ghislaine was Jewlsh, Ghislaine’s father was an Israeli spy, Epstein’s financiers were Jewlsh, his lawyer were Jewlsh, most of his friends were Jewlsh, his closest political friendship was with Israel’s Prime Minister.

Must be Russia!

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Are y’all understanding that these ppl have been sacrificing children as a way of gaining & maintaining power? If you ever vote DemonCrat again, you’re just as soulless as they are & will perish. Maybe it’s time for me to do some story times — since I was trying to not say what I know — yet they continue to attempt bullying.

Also, I won’t be releasing an album until my contract is renegotiated & until I tell you about all the sabotage this RICO is finding out about Billboard.

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Today’s Injury report (1/20/2026)

Dinho - (3 game suspension)
Ndinga- (GTD)
Lipz- (Questionable)
Jaritler- (Ass)

All other players listed as active✅

#BleedLoko

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🚨 JUST IN 🚨
Julian will be stepping away on leave to take care of his kids. Due to order from the court. Sources confirm the club will not be assisting with child support payments at this time.

Family comes first. Payroll does not

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🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨
Mauro has been SUSPENDED for 3 games with NO PAY due to a violation of team conduct standards. Effective immediately.

Accountability is non negotiable.

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🚨 BREAKING: Lokos United have suspended Mauro indefinitely, club confirms.
Kevin has not reported to training and the club is now seriously concerned about his whereabouts.
Scenes outside the stadium as fans are chanting: “Justice for Kevin.”
More to follow. ⏳🔴