Funny Pickups

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Are you from India cuz I’m trying to get In-di-a pants

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Are you a bear because you meet all of my koalafications

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Are you into conspiracy theories because I wanna get illuminaughty with you

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Are you a sea lion because I can sea you lion in my bed later

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If I took you to a bakery you'd still be the sweetest thing there

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Are you a volcano because I lava you

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Are you a magician because every time I look at you everyone else disappears

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Did you watch 101 dalmations because you're cruhella fine

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Hey girl are you a bank loan because you have my interest

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If I were a cat I would love to spend all 9 lives with you

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Are you a 45° angle because you are a cute-y

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On a scale of 1-10 what's your phone number

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Are you into art because vincent van gogh out with me

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Do you like Star Wars because yoda one for me

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Did you read Dr Seuss when you were little because green eggs and damn

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R u an exothermic reaction because you make me hot

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Are you instagram because I'm liking what I see

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Are you 5 gum because you stimulate my senses

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Are you into amphibians because I toadally think we should hook up

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Do you like reptiles because iguana be with you