not actually an iguana 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

retweets not endorsement. proud to be Scottish and British. I love Scotland. which is why I’m against independence.

[not actually an iguana 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LolNo35]

Retweets, likes and follows don’t mean endorsement.

[not actually an iguana 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LolNo35]

@PolitlcsUK Only a true narcissist can't read the room (or country). Starmer n

[not actually an iguana 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LolNo35]

@PolitlcsUK Anything to get Starmer out

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

This is so absolutely insane that this is happening.

But don’t you worry — 16-year-old kids in the United Kingdom never see this on platforms like BlueSky.

They’re hiding the truth from them.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

RIP: Tech entrepreneur and millionaire CEO Joshua Baer has died after a private jet crashed onto a highway in Texas.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: White House confirms that Trump has signed memorandum of understanding with Iran, according to Reuters report.

[Tanner Charles 🌪 @TannerChasing]

This is wild - just randomly booked a room at this Airbnb. Didn’t look at any photos. Didn’t even know what the house looked like 😂 Just randomly found it on the map called, and got a room. The lady who answered was super sweet, and gave me a really good deal.

She told me that I would have the whole house to myself since no one else was staying tonight. And that I should explore because there are secret rooms.

What the heck, so freakin cool.

[Josh Howie @joshxhowie]

Crying over terrorists. This lot really are the most pathetic morally corrupt stupid wankers in our society.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Censorship always comes with a “protect the children” lie

[Harry Stabbings @harrystabbings]

NEW: Government confirms Duolingo will be included in the under-16s social media ban.

“No child in Britain needs to know what the French are saying” a department spokesperson said.

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Green party-led Bristol city council has banned residents from flying the England flag during the World Cup because its "making migrants feel uncomfortable"

[@LBC]

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Boston bars are running out of beer due to the influx of Scottish fans in the area for the World Cup, claiming consumption has surpassed St Patrick's Day parties

[@TheSun]

[not actually an iguana 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LolNo35]

A member of staff that was filling that aisle looked up and have the dirtiest look possible. After leaving that area I asked the lovely member of staff that originally helped me of the dirty look one is a manager to which he said yes. Tell your managers not to give dirty looks.

[not actually an iguana 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LolNo35]

@petsukofficial Was in Inverness store and asked about dog nappies, a lovely member of staff with a cool colour of hair showed me to t. All I said was I would leave it because they're cheaper elsewhere and then (1/2)

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Civil servants have been paid to play GTA Online with the public as part of Government focus groups

They took part in missions, including robberies, to help create a "safe space" for discussion

[not actually an iguana 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LolNo35]

RT @GBPolitcs: 🚨NEW: The Greens have fallen back down to single digits according to the latest Westminster Voting Intention

➡️ REF: 29 (-…

[MOLLY THE MAID🧽 @FreakDigga]

@beyoncegarden Janet was a big bitch omg