Lol Tweets

The funniest tweets on Twitter. Congratulations, you have finally found them. #TeamFollowBack

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Don't come into my life if you already plan to leave it.

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The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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When I'm available no one texts me. But when I'm busy... BAM! ...still no one texts me..

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To all of you who didn't get a good morning text, good morning 😘

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I don't trust anyone who smiles before 9am.

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I believe that scene in I am Legend where Will Smiths dog dies is more emotional than all the Twilight movies put together.

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You are not forever alone. You are fucking 12 years old.

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1k followers thanks guys!

[RoreeBo @RoreeBoo]

RT!! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT FANBASE YOU'RE IN!! RT RT I'M FOLLOWING EVERYBODY WHO RT YALLA!!

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I don't hate you.. I'm just done with you.

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If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a fucking dinosaur.

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Dont give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about, unless that person is a bitch, let them go their a bitch.

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Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.

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Me: awww cute dog *walks closer* BARK BARK BARK BARK Me: well, fuck you too you ugly piece of shit!!

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No matter how baddass you are, if a child hands you a plastic phone, you answer it.

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Never regret, just forget and say fuck it.

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@MARYAM_team1d well your statement is invalid because I said phone.

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I'm not stealing my neighbor's WiFi, their WiFi is trespassing into my house!

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Parents: "I'm in a bad mood. I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too."

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That mini heart attack you get when you're half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling.