Laura

Occasional blogger/vlogger/podcaster (MaxiMOM Effort & The Michigan Murders). Procrastinator Extraordinaire. Exhausted mother. I need more wine.

[Laura @LolaLoop]

My son just called flies “garbage bees” and I can’t stop laughing about it.

[Laura @LolaLoop]

https://t.co/KebluvIyzQ

[Laura @LolaLoop]

Me: OK Apple Watch, this is me telling you I’m walking on my treadmill.
🍎 ⏰: Are you, though?
Me: YES!…. (Later) Yay! I did 75 minutes of walking!
🍎 ⏰: … I’ll give you 9 minutes.
Me: What?! Why? I did 75!
🍎 ⏰: NINE. MINUTES.

So the activity app doesn’t work I guess.

[Laura @LolaLoop]

@DisneyPlus Also… GIVE US THAT BLACK FLAME CANDLE WALLPAPER!

[Laura @LolaLoop]

@DisneyPlus Just watched and loved it! The girl that played young Winnie did SUCH a good job with her mannerisms!!!

[Laura @LolaLoop]

“Besides, if you can't learn to keep your fucking dick in your pants when you're over thirty goddamn years old, you're just a weakass, insecure beta who needs to have meaningless sport sex to validate your fragile ego. It's pathetic.”
-367 Days by @JessicaGadziala

[Laura @LolaLoop]

@hankgreen Get otter my face while I’m drinking this.

[Laura @LolaLoop]

Don’t you just hate it when you’re making a smoothie and some rum falls in? Whoops! That’s a daiquiri now. Cheers! 🍹

[Jennifer Lewke @WHEC_JLewke]

A @RochesterNYPD investigator parked his car in the ambulance bay at Strong, an EMT from @MonroeAmbNY hit the door while unloading a patient.
The investigator insisted on ID, the EMT insisted on bringing the patient inside. This is exclusive video of what happened next ⬇️

[Laura @LolaLoop]

Me: why am I so tired? I’ve wanted to nap all day today.

Narrator: it was then she realized she hadn’t had any caffeine for 2 days straight.

[Laura @LolaLoop]

Typically I would want to defend an officer and give them the benefit of the doubt. But I really have no patience for domestic violence. Seems Hood was in the wrong here. Lansing police settled after being sued about this arrest. Training is needed on how to treat DV cases.

[Laura @LolaLoop]

@DoodlePirate I WILL be setting up a new office space for myself. Perfect time to redesign with pretty dice 😂

[Laura @LolaLoop]

Have I ever played DnD? No. Will I ever? Probably not. Do I still enjoy watching people make cool looking dice on TikTok and now I want some? Absolutely.

[Laura @LolaLoop]

@goodreads It Happened One Summer by Tessa Bailey

[Laura @LolaLoop]

My Apple Watch seems like it’s a little passive aggressive. “You stood up for one minute! Wow. Congratulations.” Umm, thanks? I know I work from home, but calm down.

[Laura @LolaLoop]

Can Jenna Marbles come back online in any format? TikTok? I just miss her face.

[Laura @LolaLoop]

Finally book blogged again after about 6 months. Whoops! https://t.co/9oc6OJFmco

[Laura @LolaLoop]

Me: why am I craving mac & cheese, chocolate, and junk food?
My period:

[Laura @LolaLoop]

My son discussing Minecraft: you have to watch out for the Creepers.
Me: as a woman I understand that 100%. Especially in real life.
Him: huh?
Me: we’ll talk about that more when you’re older.

[Laura @LolaLoop]

@snuffydaniels And say

[Laura @LolaLoop]

My cousin (& podcast co-host) @snuffydaniels got me THE BEST new “welcome mat”. I love it. I love her! 😆 If you know, you know…