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[Democrats For Mike Rogers @DemsForMike]

🚨🚨BREAKING: Abdul’s sister confirms what we’ve been saying: Abdul is lying to voters about his views and positions to get elected.

We can’t trust Abdul El-Sayed. He’s a liar who will say anything to anyone to get elected.

We deserve better.

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Gavin Newsom March 2023: We’re deploying these 1200 plus units….We’re hoping to get them constructed in a matter of months, not years….I wanted to say this summer. My staff said press will attack us if we fall short, so we are saying the fall.

Fall 2026: The 1200 plus units and the 750 million taxpayer dollars to fund them cannot be found.

[Melinda Richards 🇦🇺🇺🇸 @goodfoodgal]

Ooops… there goes NET ZERO…

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

But don't you feel virtuous using paper straws?

[Stephen Taylor @stephen_taylor]

Pierre Poilievre is against EU control of Canada. Poilievre raises the alarm that Carney could force Canadians to pay taxes to Europe and follow EU-made laws. Warns against EU migration policy hurting Canada.

[wealthmoose @wealthmoose]

📌 $6 billion to Ukraine since taking office.🇺🇦

$78 billion deficit this year alone.
$55 billion in interest payments.
$7-8 billion in annual foreign aid.
$3.2 billion to bail out condo developers.

For Canadians: 🇨🇦

$1.29 a day in grocery relief.
Record food bank usage.
Homelessness up 62%.
Dollar at a 14-month low.

The only G20 nation in recession.
This is not a government that ran out of money.

This is a government that decided Canadians come last.

Every. Single. Time.

[RMC86 @RMC19861987]

1⃣ Selling 🇨🇦 off for parts.
2⃣ Secret agreement with 🇨🇳.
3⃣ 100-year deal with 🇺🇦.
4⃣ $150M to join Eurovision.
5⃣ Ending the Snowbirds.
6⃣ Relying on the EU to defend the Arctic when they can't defend themselves.
6⃣ Recognizing Palestine.
7⃣ A Sovereign "Wealth" Fund seeded with $25B of debt.
8⃣ Pronouncing 🇨🇦 relationship with the 🇺🇸 as over.
9⃣ Associate member of the 🇪🇺.
❓ Who voted for this?
⁉️ Wasn't Carney elected to get a trade deal with the 🇺🇸 18 months ago?
😡 What the hell is he doing!?

[Eric @ericvideos91]

If Pierre Poilievre announced he was going to privatize our 4 main airports The Left would take this as a direct attack on Canada. The freak out would be monumental

Carney does it, everyone shrugs

Well past time for The CPC to play dirty

[stanman 🫂 @stanman42069]

For the past 4 months, @BenningtonShow has been recording the Portcast, the podcast where Ron Bennington talks with friends and comedians as he's RECEIVING chemotherapy for stage 4 colon cancer.

It's been one the most surreal, beautiful, and hysterical experiences of my life. In a sea of podcasts, this is truly one of one. It's nothing anyone has seen before. It's a walk down the path of the human condition. How do we deal with the bad news? How do we cope? How do we navigate it and try and learn something?

Folks have seen the clips, and now the full episodes are being released. Search for Portcast on Youtube and everywhere you listen to podcasts for the full episodes.

The first guest is @Shanemgillis, an amazing comic and an even better man for coming in to spend time with Ron and record this episode.

Give this a retweet, why don't ya? And watch the show!

All relevant links in the 🧵

[Allen Hampton @Hamp_Allen]

🚨🇨🇦 Muslim Preacher in Canada: “We Can Infiltrate From Within”

Yasir speaking in Canada:

“We’re one Ummah of 1.8 billion, but only us living in the West are inside the gate and can infiltrate from within.”

This is not integration.
This is an open admission of strategy.
Canada is not a base for infiltration.
Enforce the law. Deport those who reject our country.

[Q The Storm Rider @Q_TheStormRider]

🚨IT'S OFFICIAL!!!

PFIZER HAS JUST PUBLISHED THE LIST OF POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS,
OF ITS « COVID VACCINE » !!!

IT'S CRIMINAL!

1) Blood clot,
2) Acute kidney injury,
3) Acute flaccid myelitis,
4) Positive anti-sperm antibodies,
5) Brainstem embolism,
6) Brainstem thrombosis,
7) Cardiac arrest (hundreds of cases),
Heart failure,

* 9) Cardiac ventricular thrombosis...

10) Cardiogenic shock,
11) Central nervous system vasculitis,
12) Neonatal death,
13) Deep vein thrombosis,
14) Brainstem encephalitis,
15) Hemorrhagic encephalitis,
16) Frontal lobe epilepsy,
17) Epileptic psychosis,
18) Facial paralysis,
19) Fetal distress syndrome,
20) Gastrointestinal amyloidosis,
21) Generalized tonic-clonic seizure,
22) Hashimoto's encephalopathy,
23) Hepatic vascular thrombosis,
24) Shingles reactivation,

25) * Cancer reactivation...

26) Turbo cancers,
27) Immune-mediated hepatitis,
28) Interstitial lung disease,
29) Jugular vein embolism,
30) Juvenile myoclonic epilepsy,
31) Liver damage,
32) Low birth weight,
34) Multisystem inflammatory syndrome in children,
35) Myocarditis,
36) Neonatal seizure,
37) Pancreatitis,
38) Pneumonia,
39) Stillbirth,
40) Tachycardia,
41) Temporal lobe epilepsy,
43) Testicular autoimmunity,
44) Thrombotic stroke,
45) Type 1 diabetes mellitus,
46) Neonatal vein thrombosis,
47) Vertebral artery thrombosis,
48) Pericarditis,
49) Sudden infant death syndrome.

SEVERE CONSEQUENCES of a so-called vaccine that protects neither against the disease, nor its transmission, nor severe forms!

" I was insulted, called a dangerous conspiracy theorist, I lost friends for saying that, for any medication, there are side effects, for loudly proclaiming that a so-called vaccine, which kills more than the disease, has no reason to be used, nor made mandatory.

I lost my job as a surgeon because of it! "

Share this before it disappears.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

🚨Not a single Democrat showed up to JD Vance’s anti-fraud meeting today

Imagine that…

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Man, is this damning.

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

The Democrats said FEMA had NO money for Americans in Maui.

The Democrats said FEMA had NO money for Americans in East Palestine, Ohio.

The Democrats said FEMA had NO money for Americans in Western North Carolina.

The Democrats said FEMA had NO money for Americans in Pacific Palisades, California.

BUT FEMA had an extra $1 BILLION to spend on illegal aliens, including $22.6 BILLION for cars, home loans, cash, housing, healthcare, voter registration, even money to start up businesses—all funneled through NGOs in an attempt to overthrow the Constitutional Republic of the United States.

In other words: you’ve been deceived, robbed, extorted, blackmailed, and betrayed.

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

Novak, Aaron, and Kyrie risked everything by refusing the advice of ‘Dr. Fauci’ and were ridiculed for doing so. They proved that the best role models for children are those brave enough to stand alone when the world demanded obedience…

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

The same mainstream media that demanded we all trust the science can't bring themselves to report what their favorite scientist wrote in his own diary. I wonder why.

https://t.co/e6Jv70cJio

[American Debunk @AmericanDebunk]

🚨 John Fetterman calls NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani a total clown, tells him to fix the homeless problem in his own city

Inject this into my veins.

Fetterman: "He's a total clown. I mean, he has the authority to arrest Netanyahu any more than I would have the authority to arrest him in Washington, D.C. if he visited down in Washington, D.C.

You're a mayor, dude.

You know, pick up trash, fix some potholes, and really fix the homeless problem in your city. You're way out of your league. And now this is irresponsible. But like I said, he's just a total clown. And it's just for clicks at this point."

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

🚨Congresswoman Virginia Foxx: "Heck, you even need to present a photo ID to utilize the Olive Garden’s never ending pasta pass."

Olive Garden pasta should not be more secure than our elections.

Pass the SAVE America Act.

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

Let’s all focus on being happy for Shane for his record breaking ticket sales tonight and not gloat and laugh at the people who worked so hard to try and destroy his career, who must be seething in a hilarious nerd rage. Stay positive.