Lauren Carlson Cannata

Digital Marketer. Misplaced Texan. Taco enthusiast.

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

@SenBillCassidy You are not powerless. In fact, you are the chair of the Senate Health Committee. You can actually do a lot more than clutch your pearls on Twitter and feign shock and dismay. So maybe get off your ass and do your job.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

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[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

Trump supporters are definitely 200-piece puzzle people.

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

Apparently an irrelevant man is still more relevant than any woman.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Pretty wild that Eminem is likely to get more time onstage tonight than Greta Gerwig for an Oscar-winning song he did 16 years ago and didn't even show up to accept then.

#Oscars

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

Y'all. I am shook. Lost my @Everlane beanie on the train last week and went to buy another, but it was sold out. I reached out to them to see if it would be restocked and got the below email. #CustomerforLife #ChristmasMiracle

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

@GovernorKayIvey This has nothing to do do with life and everything to do with politics. You’re a disgrace to your gender and your office.

[Sophia Bush @SophiaBush]

Fuck this fucking guy. No other way to say it. He’s a MONSTER.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

El Paso, Texas

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

AOC breaking it down for everyone.

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

Literally just opened up Twitter to see the response to @tedcruz weekend beard #SOTU

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

@TeamPelosi shuffling papers during Trump’s speech is me playing Candy Crush while watching @BachelorABC #SOTU

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

If Hillary Clinton slammed a table and stormed out of a meeting with congressional leaders, the major discussion in the press would revolve around the state of her mental health and if it constitutes a national security issue.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The President defended Neo-Nazis who murdered a woman in Charlottesville.

The Dept of Justice sued him for not renting to Black tenants.

He launched his campaign by calling Mexicans “rapists.”

He banned Muslims.

The President is racist. And that should make you uncomfortable.

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

Very excited to share with you the WIIM Radio Podcast (@iamwiim) episode I was interviewed for. We spoke all about women in business and influencer marketing and I’d love for you to check it out. Leave a review if you like my episode - I hope you do! https://t.co/JLaQwr9f0w

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Last night, I was at a Christmas party, and this nice gentleman struck up a conversation with me. Asked what I do. I told him. He said he works in the Trump administration. He then says: "I vote Republican, but I'm socially liberal." Let's discuss this for a second.

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

Someone just drove down my street blasting “Because You Loved Me” and that is forever on my Sunday mood board 🙌🏼

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

Oh just reminiscing on good times! https://t.co/atCwDG3Yr9

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

Proud of y’all.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Total early votes cast in Texas 2014 general election: 1.72 million
Total votes cast in Texas in 2014 general election: 4.64 million

Total early votes cast in Texas in 2018: 3.97 million

Y'all... there are almost as many early votes cast in Texas in 2018 as total votes in '14.

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

Loved this - The One Piece of Advice Young Women Need by Jessica Valenti https://t.co/5rEPZWdRxz

[Lauren Carlson Cannata @Loley9]

@AskTSA can you bring a cast iron skillet in your carry-on?