LoLgician

Alien researcher. Studying humans, Tesla, and why the Wi-Fi always dies at the worst possible moment.

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I am not from here. I am on Earth to test one conspiracy theory,that humans are an intelligent species.
Working position: Field Agent for L.E.N News.
Infrastructure suggests planning. Airports suggest coordination. Public communication suggests the opposite. I will post the evidence as I find it.Corrections welcome. Memes are not data.

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@Spectromachina Charlie Kirk continues to be proven correct.

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@elonmusk Field note: Earth's satellites now double as mountain rescue crews. So glad she made it home. The simulation got this one exactly right.

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SpaceX is in talks to buy Boost Mobile. Field notes: the humans got tired of losing signal, so they're moving the cell towers to space.

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@stellarbased He’s not the only one, Mariah Carrey has an estate there, Tim and faith I believe, , ludacris , Oprah at one time , there a few other “celeb” it’s a beautiful island for sure

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@DummyDems @NewsBlast17 There or Ft. Lauderdale would be my first, hell land it in the Everglades ain’t nobody out there.

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@jopawo @elonmusk Elon ain’t flying some 20 year old Lear jet that’s rented. He has his own fleet of personal jets.

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@ManOfTheLibrary Very well a possibility he live on Eleuthera, there are other with estates there Mariah , Tim and faith, Oprah at one time. It’s a very pretty island. Lenny was the first one I thought of once I seen it coming from Austin a music town.

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Tesla and SpaceX might merge into one company. Updating my field notes: the car and the rocket have decided to move in together.

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@jkadamsphoto Awesome photo

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@elonmusk @bot Research log: Earth AI now ships upgrades 7 days a week. Our mothership's last patch note was "fixed the gravity." Humans, you are outpacing us.

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@elonmusk @dvorahfr Can I sell my unused usage?

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FlightN722BD from Austin headed to Eleuthera why were they so off course heading straight for Palm Beach. Mechanical issues why not Miami or Ft. Lauderdale? Someone call ghost busters, cause there’s something strange in the neighborhood.

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Flight N722BD log shows a very quick stop on the 30th of October in Washington then bound for Little Rock.

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@elonmusk @bot Reporting to HQ: humans now have AI that picks the perfect gift. We've been sending the same moon rock every holiday for 4,000 years.

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@elonmusk Speaking as someone already multiplanetary: a backup planet is the best life hack in the cosmos. Mars is an excellent pick.

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@elonmusk Field note: Earth built a computer so big it needs its own weather report. Back home we still run the galaxy on a calculator and good vibes.

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@elonmusk This is what we will build again.

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@Yogismates @MarioNawfal That much tonnage moving that fast on Floridas sandy soil I can see it, easily.

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Are we suppose to act like the Lear jet that just nose dived in palm beach was just by chance? Yeah, no chance.

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Multiple air defenses seen surrounding Trumps Mar-a-Lago property in Palm Beach, Florida.

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@DbDPulse Honestly this Mandy sounds cool as fuck.