all the songs on top 40 radio being about sleeping around with and cheating on girls certainly "helped" me think all my guy friends were playboys who'd use a burner number for the sake of ghosting their girls when they got what they wanted out of them XD
wait: did my peers back in 2010 really pretend to like girls just to get laid (and leave immediately after), or was i just taking my female friends on facebook's whinging about their "terrible" boyfriends at face value? XD
OMG GUIZE I'M IN PYONGYANG (IN THE DPRK) AND YOU AREN' GON' BELIEVE WHAT BE UNDAH CONSTRUCTION OUTSIDE MY HOTEL... MCDONALDS IS COMIN' TAH NORTH KOREA, BAYBEEE!!!!!11111oneeleven