Lauren Haverly

Forever chapstick, sleepy time tea and tulip fan account

[Lauren Haverly @Lolinator13]

@annmorrison hahahahaha

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

O̶n̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶,t̶h̶e̶n̶ Forever.

[Cardale Jones @CJ1two]

Everything is bigger in Texas, except your football team! #GoBucks

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

Today, the Mayo will flow. IT’S GAME DAY IN CHARLOTTE‼️ @DukesMayoBowl

#RTB #SkiUMah #Gophers

[Lauren Haverly @Lolinator13]

My favorite Christmas movie could be White Christmas or it could be Carol.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Carol (2015)

[Lauren Haverly @Lolinator13]

Did somebody say it's Carol Season? 👀🎄❤️

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

Thank you again for all the outpouring of love for our Ben. I can’t tell you how much it means to me and my family.

He wasn’t just my best friend – he was America’s best friend ❤️

[Lauren Haverly @Lolinator13]

@annmorrison 😂 that's how I feel when Alabama plays Michigan

[Lauren Haverly @Lolinator13]

Definitely rooting for the Dodgers.

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

Dumb and dumber.

[Lauren Haverly @Lolinator13]

Thinking about putting the Browns on today but not sure I can handle another heartbreak. Ohio sports, man.

[Netflix @netflix]

You said it was a ghost story. It's a love story.

The Haunting of Bly Manor premiered 4 years ago today.

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

A Game Worth Remembering 🎥

#RTB #SkiUMah #Gophers

[Lauren Haverly @Lolinator13]

Minnesota Football fans this weekend running on minimal sleep and it's worth it. #GoGophers #Skol

[julie @helencftroy]

just discovered there’s a soup festival in france. you pay for a bowl and then just go get soup at any stand u want. i should be there…

[Ohio State Optometry @OSUOptometry]

As Ohio State Optometry alumni know, here's nothing quite like autumn at Ohio State! Join us Oct. 25-27 on campus for Homecoming Weekend. All are welcome! Learn more at https://t.co/vLBypbZi4d

[Lauren Haverly @Lolinator13]

Now that it's September, it's legal for me to make soup, right?

[Lauren Haverly @Lolinator13]

BRB ironing flags for the college football season that is about to begin! #GoGophers #GoBucks

[Jenna Cottrell @JennaCottrell]

when someone asks if you wanna get ice cream https://t.co/DcESW4le9B

[Molly @FSUmollz]

My favorite Olympics memory is watching Bob Costas’ pink eye get progressively worse each day

[Wendy Hasson MD @WendyHassonMD]

What it’s like to be in healthcare right now:
“We will pay you $2 for that pie”

“But it costs me $4 in pie ingredients and $2 in human labor to make a pie. We need $6 to break even”

“Sorry, we’ll only pay you $2 for that pie. We suggest you make many more pies that you also sell for $2/pie. New requirement is 6 pies/day”

“But then we are still losing $4 per pie. How does making more pies help us?”

“We just found out flour is on shortage so you’ll have to buy more expensive imported flour and will lose $5 per pie. Or you can consider making pies without flour.”

“But I can’t make pies if we keep losing money on pies. And I can’t make pies without flour”

“We suggest you ditch rolling pins and remove any fruit filling as a cost saving measure. And consider limiting how much time you bake the pie for to use less oven time”

“But then how can I even make a pie that resembles a pie?”

“We appreciate the question and have no response. We empower YOU to solve this problem. We have scheduled 4 meetings to discuss how you can make more pies with less ingredients and less oven time and less labor”

“But it seems the root of the problem here is actually that we don’t get reimbursed fairly for our pies…”

“Don’t say that out loud. Please get back to making pies with no filling and no flour and no rolling pins and be sure to attend the meetings.”

#medtwitter #Pediatrics #insurance