Lel the Obscure

...And you will know us by the trail of glitter.

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

@SouthernRailUK Thanks Andy! There's buses from Brighton so that's feasible, it's just nice to know there's a back up plan should I miss that last Eastbourne one. Many thanks.

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

Hi @SouthernRailUK . What are your current latest services from London (any station) that can get us back to Eastbourne, please? On a weeknight. I find the timetable sites really hard to navigate.

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

@SouthernRailUK Thanks! So to clarify,
A) if I got an Eastbourne to London return via Brighton, I'd be fine to get a direct up and a late train back to Brighton if I missed the last Eastbourne one?
B) if I just got an Eastbourne to London return, it wouldn't be valid on that late Brighton train?

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

@SouthernRailUK Aha, thank you. And if that was the case, would I be obliged to go via Brighton on the way out, or could I also choose the direct route?

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

@SouthernRailUK London to Eastbourne changing at Brighton is a valid route though, isn't it?

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

@SouthernRailUK Thanks Sophie. If I had a return ticket from Eastbourne to London, and were to miss that last service to Eastbourne, and hop on a service going to Brighton from where I can get a night bus home, would my ticket be valid?

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

The braincell is awake, and apparently it wants Pepsi. @m00sifer 🤣

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

nowhere to put it except the area by the doors but... What if someone with a wheelchair or pram needed to get on? Everyone is doing their best with bags under their feet and on their laps: very little fits in the overhead racks and many can't reach. What are we *meant* to do?

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

Once again @SouthernRailUK being told to "safely store" luggage and keep it off seats and out of aisles, on a train through an airport, with no proper luggage racks or storage areas. Appreciate your on board supervisor showing me a tip for keeping my suitcase safe because I have

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good omens fandom after watching s2:
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[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

On your struggling 20.54 Victoria to Eastbourne @SouthernRailUK and your on board supervisor with the Scottish accent needs a pay rise and/or a medal. Making a rubbish situation much easier and keeping us all informed. Excellent work!

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

@SouthernRailUK It must be a 313 then. Why is this stock used on the route between the capital city, a busy airport and a popular holiday spot? The onboard supervisor is now making announcements at us to "be kind" and not to block seats with our luggage. Where are we meant to put it?

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

@SouthernRailUK why don't your trains through Gatwick have luggage areas? Almost half the passengers on this train have large bags/cases, the design of the tables means most don't fit underneath and we have no choice but to block the aisles with bags or take up seats with them?

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

. @SouthernRailUK why don't your trains through Gatwick have luggage areas? Almost half the people on this train have large bags or suitcases. The table design means most don't fit underneath, leaving us with no choice but to block the aisles or take up seats with them.

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

"SHEFFIELD! I HAVEN'T GOT FUCKING TIME FOR THIS!" 🤣 @m00sifer

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

(Re JD Tucker being unexpectedly hot) "Oh, no."

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

"He's naked, he is naked... and now he's on the floor." @m00sifer

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

Tanz 2023 just... an absolute blinder, flawless, no notes. Highlights included Blink 242, Wulfband, a truly incomprehensible amount of that real good EBM cronch...

[Lel the Obscure @LollyLethal]

We lost a lovey friend a year ago today, so my first Sonnet in decades is for @breesophiebree and @bowdie x

[Duolingo @duolingo]

this is what I get for trying to make education accessible