Lollywood SciFi Plots

Physicist invents teleporter. Half his body gets stuck in the machine. Cause of death: unannounced load shedding. #LollywoodScifi

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@ZaidJilani US partition

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Kitne Aadmi The?

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@insurgenthought White silence = White supremacy

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@anthonyzenkus Karens

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@jenjajeh @RstyClinomaniac Met a blue collar American last week who thought Gaza is in Pakistan.

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Cunning secret agent assigned mission to steal nuclear codes from high-ranking officials in hostile nation.

Agent opts conventional tactics: fabricates Whatsapp screenshots, blackmails officials instead.

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Clairvoyant songwriter Star Shah writes song on betrayal titled 2AM.

Accurately predicts night of 26th Amendment.

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Powerful wizard capable of changing the weather falls from an unknown star to a remote field in Toba Tek Singh.

Appointed demonstrator for college courses in environmental science and climate change.

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Planeteers fail to unite powers and summon Captæin Planet. Congregation of four or more prohibited under Section 144 in Pakistan.

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Recently befriended an objectively real alien and it’s very surreal to experience Area 51 together in a cage.

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@AllAboutFKK The ones you can identify immediately are minions… The Maha lurk in shadows, plotting and preying sometimes for years… decades by some lore.

It’s quite an achievement to come across a Maha Chay in a lifetime and those are the ones we must cherish.

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Blocking annoying people on Twitter doesn’t work anymore.

Users experience what it’s like to be in a desi family.

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Dire shortage of viagra in Pakistan. Men failed Zakir Naik’s self-test that involved watching news for 20 minutes.

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To accept a little death is worse than death itself.

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When firewalls fail to censor, government mandates all electronics to have an accessory device called TearCam that monitors people’s activity and sprays tear gas when they complain.

Advanced versions that also fire rubber bullets are distributed for free among minority citizens.

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When the Curiosity rover on Mars is reported to have a hole in one wheel, a dire space mission is launched with a hundred male volunteers solely from Pakistan.

Rover is programmed to self-repair. The volunteers are there to watch.

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Global greenhouse emissions reach a critical level. In a joint effort countries urgently eliminate all sources of emissions including cars, industries and livestock… but more is needed to save the Earth.

People with lactose intolerance must now pay.

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Girl discovers a never-ending book in which a new chapter magically appears upon finishing the last one.

Intrigued, she searches for the book’s author. Finds a man who writes guides for CSS exam prep.

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Government procures Peace-Robots programmed to maintain peace even if it means using violence against trouble makers.

Several security personnel injured.

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@NidaKirmani The replies pretty much answer your question — when it comes to Balochistan they go off on a tangent, avoid the core issue & question one’s legitimacy.

They aren’t brainwashed, they choose to side with the state and currently benefiting from it or waiting their turn.