Lolman McLmao

Currently hooked to blending. Rarely plays Spla2n and ACNH. Learning how to write fictional stories.

[imonlyhereforpikmin @onlyhereforpkmn]

UK News for the past month:

[mr smoovie williams @smoovie420]

$NVDA

[🦠Neutrophil🦠 (MINOR) @2leuko4cyte]

“actually write the story your OCs are in instead of imagining it in vague scenes w/ music playing”

[Cuzsie @cuzsie]

Installing GeForce Game Ready Driver

[Hasanabi Productions (fan account) @HasanabiProd]

Asmongold in 2025: I've been making jokes about George Floyd for years, why can't people joke about Charlie Kirk?

Asmongold in 2026: If you joke about Charlie Kirk you need to be arrested, deplatformed and lose your bank accounts

[Sponkus J Corkus @JamalWillH]

Please don’t tell me this is the shit you guys were watching for years. Please tell me this clip is edited somehow like they sped it up or cut scenes or something

[ሳርጎን ወዲ ኣኬድያ @Tomsha711]

I hate my people for what they are, i love them for what they can be.

[Galaxi @galaxi_383]

Yo en 2025: Bah, seguro que el año que viene es solo relleno.

El putisimo 2026:

[kit 明 tlkof brainrot @kazbrekkher]

autoclave the patient

[粗製 @sogekisyu01]

www助けてwwwLSPD SWATに大日本帝国軍人が憑依してて息ができないwww

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

You know what? This is a really deserved punishment for him. The man who did anything to cling to power, now having his half dead body paraded around by others so they can keep theirs. None of his colleagues, friends, or team care about him. He's just an tool for them.

[Chito & Bob @danthelions_]

“When being just and honest comes at a price, pay it.”

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Someone made a Linux script that emails Sam Altman every day to report how much unused RAM is sitting in your PC.

Called Ram-Altman, it monitors your free memory and sends him a daily email if more than 10% is unused.

It even includes different email messages and a test mode.

[ABB @Mont_Jiang]

My white neighbor has become a Chinese bbq skewer addict. I catch his ass with little oily paper bags in the elevator late at night talking about 'they're so good though'.

[Noodlez 🍜 @front_ray]

Sometimes life feels like this

[Tytolis @Tytolisss]

Made a full version

[slinky vagabond 🌲🔩☕️🦉🌻 @83dollaroring]

>science fiction is 50:50

gender war brainrotters go to hell. the rest of us are going to Fucking Space.

[indio ape @m0rtimah]

they fucking killed ipin