The Old Guard 2 is one of the biggest disappointments so far this year.
Nowhere near as fun or engaging as its predecessor, does not do enough with the face off between Charlize Theron and Uma Thurman. Decent acting and action scenes can’t save this from being forgettable.
i think a lot of you are in for rude awakenings when it comes to the lives you will actually live and the people you will actually have access to for dating
Roadhouse is awesome btw. It doesn't capture the original at all but it's an old-school, silly action movie that brought me right back to the 90s without ever feeling like it was trying to. Totally cool w Jake Gyllenhaal being the guy who brings action movie stars back.
me: *doing absolutely nothing but working hard on a Friday and trying to provide as a father for my family*
my brain: “IM SO HAAAPPPY, JUMP! IM SO HAPPY, JUMP CLAP! IM SO HAPPY TODAY….
JUMP, CLAP, SPIN… STOMP STOMP HEY!!!”
If you’re dating a 10, STAY QUIET.
If you’re learning a skill, STAY QUIET.
If you’re hitting the gym, STAY QUIET.
If you’re building a business, STAY QUIET.
KEEP YOUR PERSONAL LIFE PRIVATE.
Meet you at the top.