LombardiHasNoTw!tter

like Lombardi, but with a handle on punctuation

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

@DrBillLombardi My biggest fear is someday being caught in a cath lab with you a la Schödinger's Cat - one of us might have to be dead? - we have become quantum superpositions, and I blame you.

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

@duanepinto @chipkaminsky @rwyeh @hectortamezmd @DrDarshanDoshi @FaroucJaffer @perc_surgeon @DKarmpaliotis One doesn’t use a Mongo wire, one simply Mongos. And like all things Mongo, it ends up true at least half the time. Facts.

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

Traveling abroad can throw off your schedule. If that’s you, just try sticking to my daily routine: 1. Talk CTOs 2. Crush CTOs. 3. Let the confetti guns rain. Just a kid living that #TCL life no matter the time zone.

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

George Santos now claiming he got me to open his CTO. This guy will say anything to be respected.

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

Thinking about making a catch phrase to say in my live cases and someone said it should be alliterative. I was like, duh, I’m not trying to pretend I’m literative. #welcomebacktome

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

People say failure keeps you hungry and I get that because I fail to see a reason not to open CTOs every day.

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

Folks think their eyes are trained by years of quick PCIs but its like they say, a broken clock will appropriately size stents without imaging a couple times a day too (unless it broke while it was set on military time, then I’m not sure).

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

Like Mike Twain once famously said, ‘stories about me being dead are wrong’ or maybe it was ‘my deadness is being over-spoken’. Probably the 2nd one. Anyways, that’s what I’m saying too.

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

I used to think about writing “did you mean to lose that diag?” in response angio-glory-tweets as a burn but realized it’s more powerful to say it about my own angio-glory-tweets and then let people hunt for the imaginary diag wondering why they can’t read an angio. #mindcontrol

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

It’s like I always say, even a blind man finds a squirrel sometimes.

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

@DrBillLombardi - the boring version of Bill Lombardi, and an obvious fake.

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

@MRobinsonEP @alec_moorman Have never argued against a reason to open an artery.... new stents: everolimus on the outside, amio on the inside?

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

Day 1000 of quarantine: focused on retrograde wine bottle opening. It’s continuing professional development in the context of obligate needs. https://t.co/TBgKorpddk

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

Can be fun to say stupid things & try to get a laugh. but when this is your president, the bar for saying stupid things to be purposely humorous is almost too high. #biglystupid

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

...WHAT

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

Wishing I could just fast forward through April 2020 and thought maybe I just need to move super slowly a la Einstein’s theories of relativity and time-dilation. And then it hit me. Now I understand why some people choose parallel wiring techniques. #ProofofRelativity

[curzen @ncurzen]

I would love to find this is real.....

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

If a doctor has a funny tweet, he (she) hasn’t been a doctor around COVID that long. A real doctor is too tired and anxious to be funny.... just paraphrasing. #mood

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

Lobbying Medtronic to replace zotarolimus w/ plaquenil. Will shove a 5.0x22 ‘new’ DES up each of Trump’s nares and tell him to keep his mouth shut for safety. #AUCgreen #TechToTreatCovid #orbitalthehairsoutfirst?

[ABC News @ABC]

Pres. Trump touts chloroquine, an old malaria drug, that doctors say may help treat novel coronavirus, claims it will be available "almost immediately."

Read more about chloroquine: https://t.co/cYt0fxdlfB

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

Karma is having to home school your insane, quarantined children when not at the hospital groveling for PPE b/c 7-14 years ago you wanted to stay home and ‘watch a movie’ instead of covering your buddy’s call like he asked.

[LombardiHasNoTw!tter @LombardiFake]

Feel powerless against this acute COVID pandemic. But once it turns chronic... I’m gunna paste 2.25 stents up & down its LAD without imaging. #itwillfearme