Kristen Lombardo

IG: Lombobo3 / Makeup / Carpe Noctem Welcome to My Story Basket

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

@immamintyo What you know 'bout me?
What you What you
What you know 'bout me?
What you know 'bout me?
What you What you
What you know?

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

@immamintyo I’m standin at my locker and all the boys keep stopping

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

@jackiehersh Always be Cardi B!

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

I listened to someone today tell me about how he’s a traveling nurse and how he hates his life then downed 4 double jack and cokes then asked me where to find weed... #bartenderlife

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

@annafryy Like I said I’m obsessed with your dog

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

@annafryy Pretty much every where on the North Shore if there is outside seating.

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

@wilson_emilee People are trash lol. I had someone last night tell me it was okay that he was falling asleep at the bar. He said “I just need a little nappy.” Then he tried to steal my open ginger beer that I was using to make server drinks.

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

@jackiehersh A customer told me my math was wrong when I was discounting an item for him. He got a $12 marg and the special was $3 off so I charged him $9 and he insisted it should be $8. I told him no and showed it to him on my calculator and he said iPhones are dumb and his math was correct

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

@annafryy Definitely! Heather and I would love to see you and we both would love to meet him.

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

@annafryy I’m obsessed with your dog!

[jenny from the block @Jennyythegr8]

If my bachelorette party doesn’t have...
• Men crawling up rocks
• Meryl Streep doing a dip to avoid an ex
• My three dads that I didn’t know about
• Donna and the Dynamos
• The songs “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)” and “Voulez Vous”
Then I don’t want it

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

Can someone please create a service like Uber Eats but instead it brings liquor and the mixer to you house at random house.

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

Even when I’m drunk I hate drinking beer as a last resort so I’ll say it again I will never like any beer no matter what it is or how much you tell me it’s different from other beers.

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

Why is wearing baggy shirts that are longer than your shorts a style? #butreally #someonetellme

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

My favorite thing about Pride Month is all the people that say, where is straight pride month? Said no one ever! #PrideMonth2018

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

Michael B. Jordan is so hot. I need some more movies with him in it so I can obsess. #Fahrenheit451 @michaelb4jordan

[otm shank @peterjmarshall]

i’m

⚪️ straight

⚪️ gay

🔘Squidward! i’m Squidward! Squidward Squidward Squidward!

[Kristen Lombardo @Lombobo323]

@annafryy Both lol

[Nick Jonas @nickjonas]

My yankees hat looks very cool in the background in black and white.