Marcus Jensen

The edgiest motherfucker this side of the galaxy, seriously, I sometimes put too much sugar on my breakfast on purpose.

[Marcus Jensen @Lomztein]

I was told to like and retweet this for unknown reasons. I am now officially a total sellout.

Neat! https://t.co/4JDjEYygON

[Team Singularity @SNG_Esports]

#OW We are happy to announce our official roster for the Overwatch Contenders 2018!

Welcome @Nerfdd_OW, @LindOverwatch, @Official_FahL, @Obling_OW and @khave_ow! #SNGARMY

Read more: https://t.co/EfjhCefXoK

[Marcus Jensen @Lomztein]

@atinycookie @theTunnelBear This doesn't even look remotely like an advertisement. What is an advertisement? What is life? How did I end up here?

Brb eating.

[Marcus Jensen @Lomztein]

Oh shit I remembered I have a Twitter.

Eh, fuck this shit I'm out!

[Marcus Jensen @Lomztein]

@drcd_ Yes.
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Happy birthsday! :D

[Marcus Jensen @Lomztein]

I don't know why I did that. It just felt right.

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#CitizenCon SPACE IS DEAD.

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On that note, I did click "Prefer this player" on him, just to mess with him. I am not completely sure I'm a good person.

[Marcus Jensen @Lomztein]

Blaming others for your shortcomings is a shit thing to do, but mostly shitty for yourself.

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I have seen a ton of salty people though. One dude kept loosing against us, and apparently thought we had no skill whatsoever.

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For the record, I have never used cheats in a multiplayer game, and I think everyone who does does not deserve to play the game.

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Overwatch has now been out for half a month, and I've only once been called a hacker. This was while I played as Reinhardt.

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@OneViolence The thought of Overwatch being less than 48 hours away?

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@discordapp @PlayOverwatch Either "Raining justice from ab-*euuugh*", or closer to the original line: "Justice rains from ab-*euuugh*"

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https://t.co/GYY2riG2UA

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This game gives me skins if I share it, and I'm a major sellout. <3 #slitherio

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At some point I'll have to replace a lot of my code with them, just because it's easier to maintain, because I don't have to do it! :D

[Marcus Jensen @Lomztein]

So I've been experimenting with layout groups in Unity, and holy shit those things are incredibly useful.

[Marcus Jensen @Lomztein]

I heard it once, through a Reddit thread, and I am currently being traumatized by it.

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Unrelated to all this, YouTube decided that a song about rectal prolapse was perfect for the automatically generated playlists.

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And still only like 15 kilobytes in size.